
It's a Saturday morning and it's too hot for yard work, so I "wrote" a song about my dog Ripley...
Ripley wakes me up around four am
Wants her breakfast before nine
And she doesn't wag about nothin' no
Cause waggin's a waste of her...time
She eats her din din around five o'clock
Has to go poop at around nine
Gets on her bed about eleven
Havin' puppy dreams and feelin' fine
She's been dancin' with
Mr. Milk Bone
She's been beggin'
She won't leave me alone
She used to just ask for a nibble
but now a nibble wouldn't do
So the nibble got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta teach an old dog new tricks
So another nibble is better than before
She's been dancin' with
Mr. Milk Bone
She's been beggin'
She won't leave me alone
Now she wakes me up around whenever
So I lose track of all time
Feel like an old man
That's a tired muthafudger
Gonna sleep in one day down the line
Until then...
She'll be dancin' with
Mr. Milk Bone
She'll been beggin'
She won't leave me alone