Burned by football games

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Burned by football games

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:x For the love of god man, what is wrong with sports game companies and football? I went down to the bargain bin at Game Stop, and I picked up NFL 2K3 on the PS2. It was not even worth the $0.99 I payed for it. Gah, I was looking for a game that could be closer to 2K2's style of gameplay but with the enhanced graphics of later 2K games. (I'm a big fan of the 2K series) What I got was a total disaster pressed onto a DVD. They took the 2K2 engine, made running imposible, created the "miracle function" (I'll explain later) and made the teams extremely lop-sided. I'm an Oakland fan, so I was thinking "Cool, the Raiders were awesome when this game was made!" but sadly I found that it didn't matter what team I picked. Not only is this thing completely different from the other 2K games, but it is also terribly boring. When I broke away from the pack and went running for yards in earlier games, I shouted "Yes! Touchdown!" and called my brother over to watch. In this game, I would think "Man, I might have just gotten myself into field goal range!"

This problem is even more evident in my own room, because my Dreamcast has no way currently to hook up with my TV, so I have to play the PS2 games. The best of those is 2K5. On PS2 I also have Madden games, but me playing those is like me appearing as a victim in the next Saw movie. These games also have the game-killing "miracle function".

And now to explain my biggest complaint with all Madden games, and 2K3, the "miracle function" (Dundunduuunnnnnn) This is where the computer bypasses all previous limits set by the player and uses its most powerful logic to make huge plays at critical moments. (On there own two yard line, Woodson to make the sack, he dumps the ball off right, juggled, he's caught it, no-one in front of him, mid field, and they finally push him out after a 60 yard run)... Imagine that 3 times a game. I really think someone should try to make a game that's fun about now... Anyone else get burned by football games? Does this "miracle function" actually happen? Or do you even care?
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I agree with you that 2K2 was pretty good (although it froze my DC on occasion), but my idea of video game football is still NFL '94 w/ Joe Montana on the Genesis :)
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The pinnacle of 2D football games is Madden for the 3DO

The prime of football games is ESPN NFL 2K5

The all time favorite is of course Tecmo Super Bowl for NES
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No way~ You guys are way off. The pinnacle of football gaming was that doo-dad red and black LCD handheld with the dots for players. Now that was hot stuff~ :D
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D.D.D. wrote:No way~ You guys are way off. The pinnacle of football gaming was that doo-dad red and black LCD handheld with the dots for players. Now that was hot stuff~ :D
haha -- I used to play those at recess when I was in Elementary school :)
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racketboy wrote:
D.D.D. wrote:No way~ You guys are way off. The pinnacle of football gaming was that doo-dad red and black LCD handheld with the dots for players. Now that was hot stuff~ :D
haha -- I used to play those at recess when I was in Elementary school :)
They were sweet weren't they? :) My friend had one and we'd play it while we were waiting in line for handball.
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D.D.D. wrote:No way~ You guys are way off. The pinnacle of football gaming was that doo-dad red and black LCD handheld with the dots for players. Now that was hot stuff~ :D
yah, you got me there, i totally forgot about that one.
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Post by gradualmeltdown »

NFL 2k5 was incredible. Too bad 2K had to quit when they were hitting their stride. EA, you suck.
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And my girlfriend doesn't even know what the 'Tiger' handhelds were...

She'd probably smack me if she knew I remembered shit like this.
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Sir, you get 5 Fonzie points for that pic. :D
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