Playing nintendo games is not a substitue for reading.

[Ack]

As a single mother, I am deeply disturbed by the unwillingness of game companies to take the burden of properly raising my children for me, and instead exposing them to massive amounts of cartoony violence that will possibly prepare them for the actual violence found in the real world that I am trying so hard to shelter my children from. Why, I'm so incensed, I think there ought to be a law.

Call your Congressman today!

[SpaceBooger]

Next this woman is going to have her kids reenact video games outside for safer play... just wait until they try to play GTA

Ok your turn put in a game that could be disastrous if this woman encouraged her kids to "Play" in real life...

[Reverend]

Ok your turn put in a game that could be disastrous if this woman encouraged her kids to "Play" in real life...

Mario = Eat mushrooms
Sonic = Jump on TVs
Castlevania = Kill anyone from Bulgaria if they wear a cape

[vejita]

root through houses and break any containers open...

[lordofduct]

I thought Castlevania took place in Romania...