What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[glynnahab]

I have a feeling we're all too nerdy to have any really juicy stories.

Ha! You want a nerd story?

In 3rd grade, I punched my teacher's daughter (who was and still is three times my size) during recess. After recess, she tattled on me. The teacher refused to believe her own daughter because I was such a good student, and the daughter was punished for lying.

[dlmvii]

Maybe not the worst thing I've ever done personally, but that I just had to sit and watch it happen.
I was riding home from school on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of the standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. THe taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was ready to smash it into the downed man's head again, when the man realized a a couple of kids were looking at him. At this point, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, I was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two guys then got into a car and sped off. When I cam home, I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license late said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

...

Just kidding. I'm not Will Smith.
I'm too geeky to have done anything bad enough to be of note.

[lordofduct]

At least until Duct comes in here with a tale of a high school teacher poisoning, with subsequent colon laceration or something of the like.

FUNNY STORY!

No really, this was NOT me. But the parallel is there so I have to tell it. I might pleasure people with one of my own if I'm up to it afterward.

Anyways, the story.

See in high school my best friend was this lil' chubby stoner girl that lived down the street from me. I had the damn hots for her, but we knew each other WAY to long to really warrant that, anyways I was dating her best friend the Japanese girl with curly hair. mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Anyways, this girl and I used to make some mean trouble. This is the same girl that I woke up ass naked with on a broken glass desk after a night of drinking absinthe she bought in Costa Rica. She's also the same girl who I woke up at 4AM so she could drive my mom and I to Singer Island because we were to drunk. But we really wanted to get a hotel room and party the weekend out. We were then on the beach 3 hours later burning my clothes while my mother chugged kahlua and danced around the fire all native style. Or we stayed up 5 days straight by accident... each night one of us trecked to the others all high and unable to sleep and forced the other to stay the night with them.

Continuing, the parallel, yeah I didn't forget. We had this evil geometry teacher in high school who was just rude and cruel and well... she probably wasn't, but we sure as hell thought she was. One day she stopped showing up to class for no reason told to the students accept that she was ill. Finally on the third day my friend got called down to the office to be "questioned" about the missing teacher.

It turned out some one had stole the body parts of a frog from the Biology lab and ground them up into her coffee. This including the coagulant that was in the frog to preserve it. The woman had to have her stomach pumped and was out ill for several days. Word around school had gone that my friend or I might have actually done it...

no we didn't though.

It was this other kid on the outskirts of our crowd. He must of had a thing against the woman or something.



But yes, poisoned teacher and stomach laserations (not colon)

[Mozgus]

But yes, poisoned teacher and stomach laserations (not colon)

Damn, I'm good.

[lordofduct]

as for one of my own. Well... hrmmm... that'll have to take some thinking. Not sure what the worse really would be.

Maybe the time I got the cops to pull guns on my buddy Jimmy and smashed in that guys windows with bricks. Or maybe it was the time in the pink caddy up in Jupiter at 5 am with 3 flat tires and heckling old people. There was the time my brothers and I blew up that kids nose for raping little kids and my dad told his family to leave town before we broke their noses too. Man, I don't know. I'll get back to this one.

[zarathstra]

When I was a kid, I was to "good" son, and my little brother was the problem child. Occasionally, when I would do something bad, I would frame my brother for it, since my parents would suspect him anyway. I still feel kinda bad about that sometimes.

[lordofduct]

When I was a kid, I was to "good" son, and my little brother was the problem child. Occasionally, when I would do something bad, I would frame my brother for it, since my parents would suspect him anyway. I still feel kinda bad about that sometimes.

YOU BASTARD... that's the worse thing you can do in my book.

[nikon_62]

I grew up as a farm boy so mine is a bit hickish. I was walking to town with a friend on a really dry summer day. We were on a dirt road throwing lit fire crackers at each other for fun. The idea was to play hot potato until the fuse was almost gone.

Well I wasn't looking at where I threw the firecrackers and before long I tossed one into a field of dry wheat.

The result was a 5 alarm fire that burned up a farmers fields and a few small barns. I felt pretty bad until I learned what crop insurance was.

[Jmenglan]

Well last night i convinced my old roommate to nail this clingy fat chick for 5 bucks while he was drunk and now she won't leave him alone, not the worst but the most current haha

[equalsign]

Fornication. That may not sound so bad to some, but I'm Mormon. Sin-wise that's second only to murder with us. It's real fun attending Brigham Young University being a non-virgin. Believe me -_- .