What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Mozgus]

No judgments here. About how old were you, and what did you do? I don't think we've had one of these threads, and I thought it might be fun.

I'm not even a good candidate to start this because I was the kid that all the neighbors wished could replace their own. I never really stole, smoke or drank. Never vandalized. A had kids trying to pressure me into joining all the time, but being as stubborn as me, that was just a waste of time.

I mean, I've instigated dumber kids to get in trouble doing things on my behalf, like I convinced this kid to piss on the back seat of the school bus because we hated the driver. I also remember me and someone else took a valued toy from a kid who was mean to us for a while, and confronted him. We acted remorseful and said we hid it in the sewer drainage ditch down the street. He dropped down inside it but we didn't actually hide it down there. We walked away, knowing he'd need help to get back out. We came back 5 min later knowing he had a good scare put into him.

Otherwise not much. I guess I was in a lot of brawls in junior high and such. Never started, but always finished. I'm not sure if that's mean or just business, lol. I was living proof that winning brawls doesn't make you cool. It's just necessary at that age.

Oh yeah, according to some people, the worst thing I've ever done is pirate video games. Dead man walking, here.

[glynnahab]

I was arrested for pot about 5 years ago.

I was living in an apartment in a somewhat ghetto neighborhood with my little brother. One night I left to get some food and noticed there were several police cars parked outside the complex. For a second I considered calling my little brother at home to give him a heads up, but I decided that it was probably nothing to worry about.

Well, by the time I got home, I saw my front door open and the cops walking around my living room. Turns out that someone's apartment was broken into (more on this later), and the drug dogs "followed the trail" to our place. My brother moronically let them inside. Together we had a total of about 4 grams of pot. For those of you who don't know, 4 grams is very little, and the worst you'll usually get for that amount is a slap on the wrist.

But I was unfortunate enough to have about $1000 cash stashed in my chest of drawers. Some of it was band money, and the rest was money I'd recently earned working a catering job for cash. The police found this money and hit me and my brother with intent to distribute. They took the cash, and my name was in the local newspaper for multiple charges - only one of which I was actually guilty.

We later learned that the reason the police were at the apartment complex was because of a break in. The people who called the cops were well-known crackheads, and the break-in was performed by a dealer to whom they owed money. Apparently pot is WAY more dangerous than crack.

In the end, I had to prove that the money was earned legally. And luckily I was young enough at the time to go through Pre-Trial Diversion - which was basically a weekend at a boot camp and some community service in exchange for getting the charges dropped. I ended up shelling out over $2000 when it was all said and done...

On the bright side, I only spent about 12 hours in a holding cell and left prison with a virgin anus.

[bobbynewmarkiii]

I'm sure I've done worse, but I always feel bad when I think about the time I fed a paracetamol stuck into a sweet to a duck. Apparently to overdose on paracetamol is one of the most painful and unpleasant ways to die through overdose as it fucks up the liver and you die a slow and painful death, and a whole paracetamol would definitely be too much for this little duck who probably died underneath a park bench watching as other animals feasted on his entrails... yeah, I'm nasty.

(edited for spelling)

[MrPopo]

Wow, hard to follow up on that one.

When I was in high school I lived in a dorm. One guy had a large wall of cans stacked up against one of his windows (didn't know the guy) and whenever I'd pass it I'd think of how amusing it would be if someone rammed the wall and made the cans fall from the vibration.

One day I finally decided to go for it. So I charge it, intending to hit my shoulder at the bottom of the window. However, a couple things went wrong.

1. My elbow came up during the charge and was the first thing to go through the window.
2. The design of the windows turned out to be an exterior pane, about three inches of air, then then interior pane (which had the cans against it).

So when all was said and done I had a broken window, a scratched up elbow, and an intact can wall. And since it was a weekend it wasn't hard for them to find me. I got taken to the dean, but since my record was clean and he agreed that it would have been funny if things went as planned he let me off with just having to pay for the window replacement (of which I never received a bill anyway). And the can wall was taken down and never put back up so the window could be replaced, so I feel I won the moral victory.

[Mozgus]

@glynnahab, doesn't sound like you did anything bad though.

[Chrono]

I used to steal money from my parents

[Niode]

I once killed a man
in reno, just to watch him die

[Chrono]

I feel like i'm the only one who isn't lying in a lot of these threads

bad times guys

[Mozgus]

I have a feeling we're all too nerdy to have any really juicy stories.

At least until Duct comes in here with a tale of a high school teacher poisoning, with subsequent colon laceration or something of the like.

I feel like i'm the only one who isn't lying in a lot of these threads

bad times guys

If it makes you feel any better, I'd have kicked the shit out of you if you were my kid and you stole from me.

[Niode]

I can't wait to see LoD's reply judging by other posts in buried deep in this forums depths.

I'm kinda glad I don't have a story to share with this thread but also kinda disheartened (I don't even know why...). The worst things I've ever done is lame school kid shit like fighting and teasing but that's shit all males have to go through. It's a rite of passage.