The Mod appreciation thread

[Ack]

I am a little disturbed that someone read this and thought I was serious, as it means they honestly believe I have a complete sexual history of each of you and want to wear everyone's skin like a tuxedo.

I only have a complete sexual history of noise. And in truth, it's actually a pretty boring read.

[mjmjr25]

I only have a complete sexual history of noise. And in truth, it's actually a pretty boring read.

Well, except page 4 where he refers to himself as a "2-pump chump".

[noiseredux]

[Hobie-wan]

Well, except page 4 where he refers to himself as a "2-pump chump".

I thought that was a shotgun reference and it made me worried for his wife.

[catnip]

... want to wear everyone's skin like a tuxedo.

Let's be real for a minute, here. Gotta be candid with the plebs for a minute - who's got the most tuxedo-able skin out of the non-mods?

Also, you guys are awesome <3 still following the hip-hop thread, where noise is a regular contributor. My library has expanded significantly because of that.

[Ack]

... want to wear everyone's skin like a tuxedo.

Let's be real for a minute, here. Gotta be candid with the plebs for a minute - who's got the most tuxedo-able skin out of the non-mods?

REPO's, since his skin is so soft and supple from all the time he doesn't spend lifting water heaters.

[pepharytheworm]

Well, except page 4 where he refers to himself as a "2-pump chump".

I thought that was a shotgun reference and it made me worried for his wife.

You should still be worried about his wife. Hard to satisfy being a 2-pump chump.

[TSTR]

... want to wear everyone's skin like a tuxedo.

Let's be real for a minute, here. Gotta be candid with the plebs for a minute - who's got the most tuxedo-able skin out of the non-mods?

REPO's, since his skin is so soft and supple from all the time he doesn't spend lifting water heaters.

Also, he keeps it moisturized with plenty of Baja Blast.

[SirGawain]

Let's be real for a minute, here. Gotta be candid with the plebs for a minute - who's got the most tuxedo-able skin out of the non-mods?

REPO's, since his skin is so soft and supple from all the time he doesn't spend lifting water heaters.

Also, he keeps it moisturized with plenty of Baja Blast.

and covered in clothing laundered with the utmost precision.

[prfsnl_gmr]

REPO's, since his skin is so soft and supple from all the time he doesn't spend lifting water heaters.

Also, he keeps it moisturized with plenty of Baja Blast.

and covered in clothing laundered with the utmost precision.

and fully-covered, too...by a hoodie, recently unearthed from storage.