The Rev Hates Nintendo Thread or is it the other way around?

[dsheinem]

The average human is about 60% water, so I guess 60% diluted then.

I thought it was 70%.

I thought it was 90%

[flojocabron]

I feel like this thread is like this years E3 and The Rev is Microsoft.

How diluted are you?

I am diluted with this!




and I still make more sense than you

[Omerta]

What's a Gunpei Yakoi anyway? Some sort of Asian food or something?

[prfsnl_gmr]

What's a Gunpei Yakoi anyway? Some sort of Asian food or something?

He invented the GameBoy...then he invented the Virtual Boy...and then Nintendo killed him for it nearly a decade after firing him!!!

[Omerta]

He invented the GameBoy...then he invented the Virtual Boy...and then Nintendo killed him for it nearly a decade after firing him!!!

What's a Virtual Boy? You guys are talking way over my head.

And if they assassinated this delicious sounding oriental dish, they must have some sort of ties to MI6 and the Kremlin. Was it a false flag incident to draw Microsoft into the console war for oil?

So let me see here... Nintendo has a 64 bit console. Super Mario 2 was the oddball of the NES series. They had exclusive rights to Resident Evil 4, but Resident Evil 5 was too advanced for their hardware. The Triforce has 3 triangles, therefore...

[(64/2)-5]/3 = 9

And since there's only eleven people still reading this thread, we have...

9-11

Oh. My. God.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Keep pulling the sweater...the whole thing will unravel...

[AppleQueso]

But how does Micheal Jordan tie into all this?

[Omerta]

But how does Micheal Jordan tie into all this?

"...and that's why it makes me sick seeing little children holding their balls for Michael Jordan.."

It's quite obvious. MJ runs a CIA-protected international human trafficking ring and those evil perverted Nintendo execs are his pedophile customers.

I can't believe you're that naive, Queso.

[TheRev]

since this thread has entered the point of no return. I'll get us going on Yo Momma jokes
Because that's what this thread needs now.

YO Mario Yo Momma so fat she makes Fat Princess look anorexic.

[SamuraiMegas]

I would like to request that this thread be locked.