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How do you cut your toast?
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
The only time I ever cut my toast is when i'm making soldiers for a dippy egg. (that's a soft boiled egg to you yanks).
If I'm just having toast I prefer to eat the entire thing whole, crusts and all, because I'm not a pussy.
If I'm just having toast I prefer to eat the entire thing whole, crusts and all, because I'm not a pussy.
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
Hobie, always at the top of his game in food threads.Hobie-wan wrote:Bo-riiiiing.Zing wrote:I debated the horizontal vs. vertical cut, but decided that no one on earth would intentionally cut their toast horizontally. That is just too weird.
Ah, there we go.
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
Niode wrote:If I'm just having toast I prefer to eat the entire thing whole, crusts and all, because I'm not a pussy.
This thread is so full of win...
How the Hell did that happen!?...
A thread about cutting toast out of all things...

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Re: How do you cut your toast?
I'm with Niode. I don't cut my toast.
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.
As for sandwiches, my favorite way to make one has no bread. I will take all of the ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and put them in a bowl. Not only does this taste better to me, but it's more healthy.
If someone puts a gun to my head and demands me to cut toast, I will cut it down the middle, orthogonally. That's what I voted for.
As for sandwiches, my favorite way to make one has no bread. I will take all of the ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and put them in a bowl. Not only does this taste better to me, but it's more healthy.
If someone puts a gun to my head and demands me to cut toast, I will cut it down the middle, orthogonally. That's what I voted for.
Re: How do you cut your toast?
New word for me, love learning stuff like that.Inazuma wrote:orthogonally
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
You should try putting the eggs between two slices of toast, along with some bacon. Might change your mind.Inazuma wrote:I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
The credit goes to Zing. I never heard that word before.Stark wrote:New word for me, love learning stuff like that.Inazuma wrote:orthogonally
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Re: How do you cut your toast?
Inazuma? Eat western cuisine??BoringSupreez wrote:You should try putting the eggs between two slices of toast, along with some bacon. Might change your mind.Inazuma wrote:I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.
Surely you jest.

