How do you cut your toast?

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I prefer to cut my toast…

diagonally (corner to corner)
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56%
orthogonally (straight down the middle)
7
44%
 
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The only time I ever cut my toast is when i'm making soldiers for a dippy egg. (that's a soft boiled egg to you yanks).

If I'm just having toast I prefer to eat the entire thing whole, crusts and all, because I'm not a pussy.
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Hobie-wan wrote:
Zing wrote:I debated the horizontal vs. vertical cut, but decided that no one on earth would intentionally cut their toast horizontally. That is just too weird.


Bo-riiiiing.

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Niode wrote:If I'm just having toast I prefer to eat the entire thing whole, crusts and all, because I'm not a pussy.

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A thread about cutting toast out of all things... :lol:
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I'm with Niode. I don't cut my toast.
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I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.

As for sandwiches, my favorite way to make one has no bread. I will take all of the ingredients (meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and put them in a bowl. Not only does this taste better to me, but it's more healthy.

If someone puts a gun to my head and demands me to cut toast, I will cut it down the middle, orthogonally. That's what I voted for.
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Inazuma wrote:orthogonally


New word for me, love learning stuff like that.
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Inazuma wrote:I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.

You should try putting the eggs between two slices of toast, along with some bacon. Might change your mind.
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Stark wrote:
Inazuma wrote:orthogonally


New word for me, love learning stuff like that.

The credit goes to Zing. I never heard that word before.
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BoringSupreez wrote:
Inazuma wrote:I never have toast. Not even with eggs. I just eat the eggs plain or with some ponzu and cock sauce.

You should try putting the eggs between two slices of toast, along with some bacon. Might change your mind.

Inazuma? Eat western cuisine??

Surely you jest.
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