What if I was telling her about a cut on my finger? Doesn't it make sense to show her while I explain it?pakopako wrote:I suppose that's your business, but what would be the point be of giving someone who, under my presumptions since you never mentioned it in the context of the story, was not trained or did not have experience with dermatological issues? (Other than a "you really wanna know" cocky response.)Inazuma wrote:True story (really):
About a year ago, I had a small lump on my scrotum. I told my Grandma about it and asked if she wanted to see. She said yes, so I striped and showed her. I even asked her to touch it, and also to compare it with the normal part of my scrotum, which she did. There is nothing wrong about doing this. *shrugs*
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In hindsight, that was not an intentional pun.
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Showing your granny a lump on your anus is not the same as for instance telling her you had a sweaty nutsack on your chin last night. The former is just a medical thing, and I'm sure your granny wiped your shitstained ass more than once when you were still a baby. So no worries there...
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This thread is pretty good. However, anyone who really wants to read some Fed up stuff needs to head over to the Neo-Geo.com "Best of" forum. One of my LOL reads that's kinda related to this thread.
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthrea ... r-quot-out.
It's lengthy at about 13 pages, and def. NSFW. but by the time I got to the bottom of the first page I was rolling.
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthrea ... r-quot-out.
It's lengthy at about 13 pages, and def. NSFW. but by the time I got to the bottom of the first page I was rolling.
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Well, it may be because I'm an anal English bugger, but unless you fail at using an adequate amount of adjectives, then you don't need to show it. If you want me to see it, then I don't need to hear your bonus commentary track. If you fail at both presentation and explanation, I can only hope the doctor can diagnose the lump on your neck.Inazuma wrote:What if I was telling her about a cut on my finger? Doesn't it make sense to show her while I explain it?
Now, if your vocal chords were shredded and you needed to communicate with a specialist, then yes, asking for an intermediary to explain the tactile sensations of any irregularity is a requirement.
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pakopako wrote:If you fail at both presentation and explanation, I can only hope the doctor can diagnose the lump on your neck.

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I didn't know this existed. Interesting idea.
I already failed.
I failed twice yesterday, once already today, and at least once almost every other day of this month, most times two and a couple times three.
I already failed.
I failed twice yesterday, once already today, and at least once almost every other day of this month, most times two and a couple times three.
I feel old when talking to anyone my age yet too inexperienced to effectively talk to anyone older. Life is grand that way.
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Good to know?MrEco wrote:I didn't know this existed. Interesting idea.
I already failed.
I failed twice yesterday, once already today, and at least once almost every other day of this month, most times two and a couple times three.
Older. Not wiser.
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Sharing is caring.RyaNtheSlayA wrote:Good to know?MrEco wrote:I didn't know this existed. Interesting idea.
I already failed.
I failed twice yesterday, once already today, and at least once almost every other day of this month, most times two and a couple times three.
I feel old when talking to anyone my age yet too inexperienced to effectively talk to anyone older. Life is grand that way.
My twitter handle is @EckoExplores
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Wow. You jerk off a lot. How old are you?MrEco wrote:I didn't know this existed. Interesting idea.
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According to his profile 19.Inazuma wrote:Wow. You jerk off a lot. How old are you?MrEco wrote:I didn't know this existed. Interesting idea.
I already failed.
I failed twice yesterday, once already today, and at least once almost every other day of this month, most times two and a couple times three.
Older. Not wiser.