1. When I started collecting retro games about a year and a half ago, I bought a Nintendo 64 (first one I've ever owned). I knew I would need a RAM expansion pak to run Majora's Mask and Donkey Kong 64, which I also bought. I peeked in the front slot, saw the jumper pak, and thought that was the RAM expansion (I figured brand new N64s came with an empty slot). So imagine my surprise when the games didn't work. I must have removed/cleaned/adjusted that jumper pak about ten times and then concluded my "expansion pak" was busted. Finally realized my error when I did some research online.
2. I own a PS3, but rarely play it. The other day I moved it to a television in a different room (went from HDMI to AV). Well, the console didn't produce a picture on the television. I panicked and thought I had the yellow light of death (I'm colorblind so I couldn't see the light wasn't yellow). I started looking up warranty information and methods of servicing a PS3. Then I stumbled upon an article telling me I had the reset the display (by holding the on button) when switching from HDMI to AV. Doh.
3. A couple of years ago, I decided to open and clean all my NES games. I didn't realize some games had five screws (those two extra ones at the top). I removed 3 screws from a 5 screw game and tugged on it until it opened. Bam! Shattered plastic and destroyed circuit board. Bye bye Contra.
I'm sure I'll think of more later.


