While chatting on msn, he revealed this to me: WARNING, this URL links to an image which displays words of gruesome meaning to retro gamers. Be warned, it is not to be viewed by those who are week of heart.
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7634/norris.jpg
I have thought about it and I have come to the conclusion, that there is only one thing we can do about it. Vote to ostracise him from the forums (history lesson for those who don't know what that is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracism).
If he is found guilty of crimes against retro gaming, I propose 3 steps towards his punishment.
1) We throw the ostraka we voted on, on his head.
2) If he survives, we force him to play Team Fortress 2 for 24 hours...... the PS3 version.
3) If he survives that, we'll force him to play Sonic the Hedgehog.....2006!!!
And then....he'll probably have committed suicide, so I'm not going to even think about what we'll do with him afterwards. Though I'd like to take those organs. Dibs on the kidney!
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On a more serious note, anyone else here who hasn't beaten a single game in a hugely known and mainstream gaming series?
And what will we do with this guy? Force him to beat Sonic 1, 2, Knuckles, or Advance (the last one has a save feature, so laziness is no excuse

