Seriously though, I've never liked the playstation controllers. Ooh, dualshock, shoot me now.
Its funny, back when the gamecube first came out, one of the big complaints was about the controller. I remember the most common remark was that it felt like it was made for "small, childlike" hands (which was really just a thinly veiled nintendo is kiddy remark, but hey). At the time I was thinking, have you played a freaking PS2? That controller never fails to give me cramps.
I hate the position of the dualshock's left stick, and I hate how R2 and L2 on the dualshock 3 seem so... far away. They don't feel like triggers, they feel like mush.