They don't make adds like this any more.

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raztat wrote:
Rurouni_Fencer wrote:The grand-daddy of all offensive game promotions...

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Gave kids nightmares and caused a mild bit of controversy for Nintendo's new magazine at the time..

They had hotlinking back then?
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2 more fun ones.

Douchebag EB ad:
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Quake 3 condom dispenser ad. Pardon the size, making it small made too much text unreadable:
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Perhaps the greatest spoof of all of the million-and-one spoofs of the old "Got Milk" ad campaign.

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It tacky and disgusting, but the fact that instead of a beautiful person with a milk moustache they have this ugly guy squirting milk out of his nose, just makes me laugh. I wonder how many takes they did before they got the right shot? It must suck to be a nose squirting model. Let's see you do that, Tyra!
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I remember staring at this ad a little bit longer than I should have...

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J T wrote:Deathtrap dungeon
Was trying to find that one. Also the Voodoo ad with the girl that has blown her head off with the hair dryer.
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Here are some other good ones:

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They actually still make risque/questionable ads today as witnessed by the ads for the game Evony.
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Here are some ads of today:

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I have tons of old video game magazines, I should browse through them for some sweet ads.
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gtmtnbiker wrote:Here are some other good ones:

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I remember this one. Always thought it was funny especially for a fishing game haha.
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Adds? You mean ads, right? ;p

Anyway, here's some of my favorites of yesteryear (big and huge scans):

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(from Spawn: The Eternal)

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-makes me want to... buy a GameShark...?

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But the number one ad that freaked me out as a kid was this...

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Basically the ad claims the game will kill you, like, actually for real kill you. To a 5th grader, that was a terrifying thought.
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