Well, It Finally Happened (a handicap parking space story)

[Luke]

I bet I could take Luke.

Please take me.
Take me out.
Please take me. Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
I don't care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the Cubbies,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game.


Or you could just take me to dinner. Any place that has a decent Osso Bucco is fine with me.

[thekorean12]

Haha, that was a nice story.