Worst way to die?

[BoringSupreez]

http://www.2guys1horse.com/
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I am so desensitized to shock sites, for anyone that wants to know, it is a guy getting anal from a horse, the horse dick ruptures his colon. He dies.

The human race has so many idiots, it's unbelievable. At least he won't be able to pass on his idiocy to children.

[Flake]

http://www.2guys1horse.com/
VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK

I am so desensitized to shock sites, for anyone that wants to know, it is a guy getting anal from a horse, the horse dick ruptures his colon. He dies.

The human race has so many idiots, it's unbelievable. At least he won't be able to pass on his idiocy to children.

That's pushing back the ocean with a broom, friend. I think we can all agree though: Any day you don't get anally violated by a stallion is a good day in the grand scheme of things.

[Wurp]

Blood loss from a Paper Cut, so slow.

[Hobie-wan]

Don't know why, but there's something very unsettling to me about falling. Like when people jump off buildings for example. I've had nightmares about falling into places like the Grand Canyon. So yeah, death by falling would suck for me.

You must not be a fan of platform games then.

I'm a huge fan actually, but I've never experienced any of my fears manifest themselves when I'm gaming. I guess most games just aren't immersive enough to make me forget I'm playing a game.

You might want to stay away from Mirror's Edge. Horrible things in movies and whatnot don't bother me because I'm good at keeping fantasy separate from reality. I'm also not particularly afraid of heights but there were times making crazy high jumps in ME that my heart got up in my throat a bit as I went "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" if it looked like I wasn't going to make it.

[Jimmy Yakapucci]

Oh yeah,there is also death by bamboo, where you are tied down to a bed of grass, and the bamboo slowly grows, puncturing your body.

Not sure if it's just a terror story though.

They actually tested this one on Myth Busters. I know they got it to work, but don't remember whether or not they thought it would actually work as advertised. I am sure that a search of their web site would turn up an answer, but I am too lazy to check.

JY

[Limewater]

Straining too hard while taking a shit that breaks the interlining holding your organs together which causes you to literally shit out your insides.

Didn't mean to be vulgar but that scares the shit out of me.

I strongly suggest a high-fiber diet. You'll never have to strain again.

[Beak]

While masturbating.

[Luke]

They actually tested this one on Myth Busters. I know they got it to work, but don't remember whether or not they thought it would actually work as advertised. I am sure that a search of their web site would turn up an answer, but I am too lazy to check.

JY

It is possible to use living bamboo as a form of torture because it will slowly pierce human skin and then grow through the body.

plausible

Because this experiment would last several days and the subject would be exposed to the sun, Adam and Jamie decided they did not want to use an animal carcass. First they used a force gauge to determine how much pressure was needed to puncture the skin of animal flesh. They discovered that it took the same amount of force to pierce a torso made out of ballistic gelatin. Next they planted bamboo shoots in a greenhouse constructed on the M5 roof, and suspended the gel torso over the bamboo. After only three days, a couple of bamboo shoots had pierced the torso’s back. However, the bamboo died before making it all the way through the torso, apparently because because the sun melted the gel and it poisoned the plants. To fix this problem, they made a more sophisticated torso with ballistic gel inside mannequin shell with holes for the bambo to enter. The bamboo grew right through the torso and rose to a height of about ten feet. Both Adam and Jaime agreed this would be extremely painful for a person to endure and declared the myth plausible.


YIKES!

[vash23n]

They actually tested this one on Myth Busters. I know they got it to work, but don't remember whether or not they thought it would actually work as advertised. I am sure that a search of their web site would turn up an answer, but I am too lazy to check.

JY

It is possible to use living bamboo as a form of torture because it will slowly pierce human skin and then grow through the body.

plausible

Because this experiment would last several days and the subject would be exposed to the sun, Adam and Jamie decided they did not want to use an animal carcass. First they used a force gauge to determine how much pressure was needed to puncture the skin of animal flesh. They discovered that it took the same amount of force to pierce a torso made out of ballistic gelatin. Next they planted bamboo shoots in a greenhouse constructed on the M5 roof, and suspended the gel torso over the bamboo. After only three days, a couple of bamboo shoots had pierced the torso’s back. However, the bamboo died before making it all the way through the torso, apparently because because the sun melted the gel and it poisoned the plants. To fix this problem, they made a more sophisticated torso with ballistic gel inside mannequin shell with holes for the bambo to enter. The bamboo grew right through the torso and rose to a height of about ten feet. Both Adam and Jaime agreed this would be extremely painful for a person to endure and declared the myth plausible.


YIKES!

I need to start watching this show more regularly.

[Octopod]

I don't think masturbation would be too bad of a way to go. Sex would be better though, sure. If you mean because of some sort of embarrassment, you cannot be embarrassed if you are dead. *shrug*