me:So Grandma came from Ireland, county Cork I think.
Them:Oh, my fathers side came from scotland.
me:My grandmother told me that one of her uncles was a prime minister in Australia when he immigrated. His brother was a policeman and was shot during a prisoner escourt.
Them:Oh yeah? well My Fathers side I am related to Robert the Bruce and the Mothers side I am related to the Duke of Earl so that means that I am of some partial nobility and your ancestors were commoners!
Me:You're over 30 and live in an apartment with delusions of grandeur and your parents, while my father is heading back to Europe for a 5th tour after playing in a successful band for 40 years...
Them:

