When shit hits the fan!

[embossedtransport]

So being that I am in the Army, I am always imagining certain scenarios where I may need to get the hell out and fast. This is know as "When shit hits the fan" quite common expression. My questions, what would you grab if the shit hit the fan and we were about to be in a great deal of hurt as a country? Could anything from being invaded by ISIS or a huge economic collapse. What would be in your bug out bag and what weapons would you bring?

[dsheinem]

ugh.

Are the people in the military really this paranoid and concerned about Armageddon or ISIS invasions or zombies or whatever? I'd have hoped our armed forces training knocked this nonsense out of folks.

sorry sorry

on topic: I'd bring my Nintendo Zapper and my wits. Perhaps a towel.

[prfsnl_gmr]

...being invaded by ISIS...

I'd bring my Nintendo Zapper and my wits. Perhaps a towel.

I would definitely bring a towel. I would also keep my sonic screwdriver handy. That thing is incredibly useful when you are in a tight spot.

[embossedtransport]

No we aren't paranoid, it is a realistic situation. ISIS calling for lone wolf attacks is no joke. Just because you guys don't have to fight on the front line doesn't mean you shouldn't be educated on the possibilities of a attack.

[dsheinem]

*dampens, warms, and places towell over eyes*

[embossedtransport]

LOL...I get it, not the best place to question survival tactics..lol

[embossedtransport]

You cant blame me though, this is what I get trained to do!

[dsheinem]

LOL...I get it, not the best place to question survival tactics..lol

How much moisturizer would you reccommend? Is there a limit on the number of kittehs?

I bet most ISIS fighters would *just melt* at the sight of a siamese kitten.

[Ack]

I bet most ISIS fighters would *just melt* at the sight of a siamese kitten.

I think it's the opposite. It's more likely that they would try to melt the siamese kitten.

[embossedtransport]

lol im dying...I would say use lotion, because it can double for quite a lot of extra activity.