GAME's Christmas Dinner in a can

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GAME's Christmas Dinner in a can

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Daily Mail wrote:The stomach-churning Christmas dinner for GAMERS: Tin containing a three-course meal means no time is wasted in the kitchen

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With gamers admitting they’d give up Christmas dinner to avoid having to stop playing, one store has invented an entire festive feast in a tin.

Dubbed 'Christmas Tinner', the nausea-inducing concoction comprises of nine layers of food - ranging from a starter to a pudding.

The top layer is made of scrambled egg and bacon and this sits above a layer of fruity mincemeat.

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The middle layers combine turkey and potatoes, roast carrots and other trimmings before being finished off by a layer of Christmas pudding.

It has been created by retailer GAME, with designer Chris Godfrey and costs £1.99.

The launch comes after the gaming retailer found almost half (43 per cent) of gamers in the UK intend to spend the majority of the holidays on their consoles.

It also said the tin saves on the washing up and there is even a ‘Without Sprouts’ version that uses broccoli instead.

The full nine layers, from top to bottom, include scrambled egg and bacon, two mince pies, turkey and potatoes, gravy, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, Brussels sprouts with stuffing - or broccoli with stuffing - roast carrots and parsnips and Christmas pudding,

All the food is sealed in gelatine before being added to the tin one at a time.

The Christmas Tinner has been trialled in the Basingstoke store, and the firm said it plans to sell it in stores across the country if there is enough demand.

Research from Domino’s Pizza recently found that gamers will do anything in order to carrying on playing.

Almost half of male gamers admitted they have turned down sex to continue playing, while a fifth of female gamers said they’d missed weddings and hen dos.

More disgustingly, one in seven gamers confessed to relieving themselves in an empty drinks bottle to avoid having to leave the room - with gamers in Birmingham among the worst offenders.

As a hot alternative to the Christmas Tinner, Firebox is selling the Christmas Dinner HotCan that contains a turkey casserole with vegetables, chipolatas, stuffing balls and cranberry jelly.

HotCans consist of a can of food surrounded by an outer shell, with a water sachet and processed granular limestone in between.

Customers pierce the rim of the can and this sachet, which causes the water to flow into the limestone.

This triggers a natural heat-producing reaction which warms up the food to between 60 and 70 degrees celsius.

The 400g tin then takes 12 minutes to cook and the chemical reaction means user don't even need a cooker or microwave.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... tchen.html

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The vegetables are adjacent to the pudding. That's a no-no.
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Protip: Most things printed in the Mail are bollocks.
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Sload Soap wrote:Protip: Most things printed in the Mail are bollocks.

This, unfortunately, is a genuine thing.
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I'm curious where they did their so-called "research" and with whom... sounds like about zero people I know IRL. Problem with their approach though: the gamers have to actually order it and walk to the door or even down the driveway to get the can, then use a can opener from the kitchen to open it, find a spoon and then somehow use the controller/keyboard and mouse AND eat it all at the same time.
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alienjesus wrote:
Sload Soap wrote:Protip: Most things printed in the Mail are bollocks.

This, unfortunately, is a genuine thing.
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dogman91 wrote:I'm curious where they did their so-called "research" and with whom... sounds like about zero people I know IRL. Problem with their approach though: the gamers have to actually order it and walk to the door or even down the driveway to get the can, then use a can opener from the kitchen to open it, find a spoon and then somehow use the controller/keyboard and mouse AND eat it all at the same time.

Well, not quite. We don't have mailboxes at the end our driveways in the UK, so it'll be delivered straight to your door. The can could have a ring pull on it too. And maybe you can just tip it into your mouth instead of using boring cutlery :lol:

This whole concept is just terrible. It seems incredibly counter-productive for a game retailer to portray gamers as lazy slobs whether joking or not - they're not only mocking their main market, but will also have the downside of making games seem like a bad influence, potentially off-putting the more casual game playing market too.
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They should have made it a suppository. I don't got time to chew!
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That looks absolutely horrid. Ashens should definitely do a video on it!
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Did you read the rest of the article? Half of the *male* gamers have turned down sex to keep playing?
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