canada goose cutting coats

[Breetai]

I can make you some really cheap Canada goose coats. Unfortunately, all the Canadian geese have flown to Mexico for the winter. Next year, however, they will be back. Since killing them is illegal, I will require a payment of at least five first-born Chinese females in order to even out the risk. Since some families in China think it is okay to kill their daughters, due to them preferring a son as their one child (China's one-child policy is sick and dehumanizing), I will take better care of them then your folk ever could.

(Spam threads get funny responses!)

[lisalover1]

In case anyone doesn't get the joke, there was a spam post before Breetai's first post.