Help me sabotage my paper

[Flake]

Hey all,

I'm working on a paper for a class I'm taking, Russian History until 1917. Topic of the paper is Napoleon and Russia - Gee, I hope I can find some literature to cite.

Anyway, I'm doing my best to procrastinate on this one - and you can help!

What I'm looking for is a short, ironic, and one-sentence statement to try and hide somewhere in my paper. Place and method of hiding to be up to me. Winner will be decided by whoever I like most. Prize will be nada.

Any takers?

[YoshiEgg25]

In Soviet Russia, vodka waste you!

[noiseredux]

In Soviet Russia, vodka waste you!

fuck how'd you beat me to that?

[YoshiEgg25]

In Soviet Russia, vodka waste you!

fuck how'd you beat me to that?

Speed, determination, and memory, all of which vodka would ruin for me.

[Flake]

We might just have a winner right off the bat.

[thekorean12]

I would say just put a "Dynamite" after a Napoleon in your paper.

[Flake]

I would say just put a "Dynamite" after a Napoleon in your paper.

That's not quite the 'hiding it in my paper' approach I was hoping to use.

[Opa Opa]

Put a made up fact in there like "On July 2, 1902, Russians discovered blinking."

[Flake]

Nah, I can't be that obvious. I'm thinking about going back after I've finished the paper and creating a hidden anagram or something.

[Opa Opa]

How does this professor handle humor? Most professors I know wouldn't handle these things well.

On another note, how has this class been? The course sounds interesting.