So a buddy of mine tells me to go to this website to play this game called happy wheels.
Sounds completely stupid at first.
But here's a quick survey that will determine if your going to fall in love and laugh your ass off for the rest of the night:
- Do you love rediculous amounts of gore?
- Do you hate most of the ignorant and/or self absorbed asswipes who roam america?
- Would you like to eject a small child into a grinder?
- Does a hobo in a jet-powered wheel chair sound awesome?
If you answered yes to one of those questions then you need to play this game. It's still a work in progress and there are only 4 selectable characters.
But there is also a level creator along with an in-game database of hundreds of user made content and replays which are sorted through the filters of Pain, Skill and Humor which is rated by the users.
Basically you choose your characters and try to guide them through dangerous obstacle courses consisting of jump platforms, spikes, air vents, fans, boost panels and wrecking balls. This game if great for kids because you can't lose! And I think that really builds self esteem.
Well i mean, you "lose" but usually you get to see your entire body turned into a pile of glop or if your lucky your head will break off at the jaw line and flop around connected by a single tendon
I can only describe this game as excitebike mixed with Metalocalypse.
Graphics - The art style on the characters and gore is top notch. But the environments are a little bland except for the rolling hills level which is all hand painted by the creator. I give it a 9,
Gameplay - Small child + land mines = 10
Replayability - infinite
Any red blooded bearded man must play this game. Also the game is unfinished so do not take this review completely seriously! Trust me I know there are better games out there!
Also, this is my favorite replay that I've found:
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_whee ... playid=405