I was pulling for this game to be cool because I like Indigo Prophecy, but it looks really boring from the first 9 minutes. All of these details just get in the way of a good game. Do I care what Contra's Bill and Lance had for breakfast before shooting the shit out of the military/alien overlords? No. Do I give a shit if Double Dragon's Billy and Jimmy shaved before they went to kick the holy living crap out of anyone between them and Billy's kidnapped girlfriend? No. Do I really want to have to run to the bathroom for a pissbreak before I take on a Cyber Demon in Doom? No. I don't. So why should I have to jiggle my controller to get this asshole to brush his damn teeth before the game finally gets around to starting? I think we've officially taken realism too far.
/pointless rant

