New End of the Universe found

[Mozgus]

Modification of a Lewis Black skit

There sits a Gamestop, and directly across the street, there is another Gamestop.

There is a Gamestop across the street from a Gamestop.

And ladies and gentlemen, That is known as the end of the universe.

People will ask me how did you know this, well, go there. Stand between those Gamestops.

And when you look at your watch, time, stands still.

And what's truly amazing is, if you turn and look just at one Gamestop, immediately you think, "You know when I turn around, there can't possibly be a Gamestop behind me".

If there is a just and loving god, how could you allow that to happen?

So you turn slowly thinking may be there is a McDonald's there or possibly an Exton station or maybe a Gap, but there is another Gamestop!

Many people then ask "are there too many Gamestops?"

Well, now you know, Yes.

When you build a Gamestop across from a Gamestop, the game is over, you can build no more.

What I wonder about is the gentleman who stood in an empty building, and looked across the street, at the Gamestop. And then turned to his wife and kids, and said, "You know, I have a vision. I'm going to build a Gamestop right here."

"Why daddy?"

"Because it'll be known as the end of the universe".

I wonder, who are the people, who will need a Gamestop across from a Gamestop?

What demographic could this possibly be?

I thought about it long and hard and I mean no harm by this.

But it must be a community filled with people with Alzheimer's.

Who else could it have been?

Someone who's standing there, buying a game, gets his receipt, and walks to the door.

"Oh, look, a Gamestop!"

[Flak Beard]

I feel sick, I really do.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

I feel sick, I really do.

I second this...

[vash23n]

maybe they just built a big mirror across the street... to make you feel uncomfortable... have you tried going in both gamestops in the same day... walking out of one, across the street, going in the other... youd have to do it that way or else they could switch the gamestop and the mirror over night and really trick you...

so weird... but we have that same problem with starbucks around here... and acmes... and sunocos... and colleges...

[Peffico]

why do they keep popping up ? Oh and uhhh great paradox there.

[Kevman]

You should check to see if Cammy is in the other gamestop too.

[Marspants]

I can't wait until they have little mini GameStops inside GameStops. If only...

[General Chaos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yDb0cYcZ18

[Ack]

The Gamestops here are across the street from each other, one in the mall, the other in a strip mall. The end of the universe is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

[the7k]

Strangely enough, we have the same sort of deal with Chick-fil-a... one is inside the mall, and the other is just a <i>few steps</i> outside, in the mall parking lot. What the hell...