Which consoles should I keep.

[pepharytheworm]

You guys need to quit ripping on his relationship. Anybody you're with you're going to have to make some sacrifices and none of you know what sacrifices she has made for him.
My fiance and I have our own hobbies/collections but we will both tell each other when one of us is making a finacial blunder that would effect both of us. Its hard for me to say no to all the videogame stuff I find, its good to have someone to keep me grounded on whats more important.

I guess you guys think your parents don't love you either because they wouldn't let you have anything you want even if its your own money.

[dedalusdedalus]

You should take a shoebox, scrawl "Xbox" on it with a crayon, and tie a remote control to it. Then look really sad while holding the remote and pretending to play the Xbox.

Your wife will feel so bad she'll let you have the Xbox.

100% bulletproof plan.

Suggesting a threesome with your girlfriend's roommate in order to perform the roommate switch sounds like a 100% bulletproof plan but even that can fail.

[Dylan]

I want to call irony, but I fear that may have been the intention.

[dedalusdedalus]

I want to call irony, but I fear that may have been the intention.

I want to call White Knighting, but I fear that may have been the intention.

[DCAllAmerican]

whipped

adjective

* extremely obedient to one's significant other. Also pussy whipped.

"His girlfriend had him whipped."

More words meaning: overly obedient, cowed, 'whipped'

[Jrecee]

You should take a shoebox, scrawl "Xbox" on it with a crayon, and tie a remote control to it. Then look really sad while holding the remote and pretending to play the Xbox.

Your wife will feel so bad she'll let you have the Xbox.

100% bulletproof plan.

Suggesting a threesome with your girlfriend's roommate in order to perform the roommate switch sounds like a 100% bulletproof plan but even that can fail.

[dedalusdedalus]

Um, lazy. Jrecee, that image you reposted required not three, but four frames. Each frame would represent:

1. sarcastic remark
2. snide comment that misconstrued said sarcastic remark
3. sarcasm fail
4. NO U!!!

So just photoshop that fourth frame ("NO U!!!") into that picture and post it here. If you do that, you'll not only win this internet argument, but also prove to everyone how awesome your sarcasm detector really is. After that comes the internet groupies and e-fame, and you'll never want for anything for the rest of your days.

Also, turtles all the way down.

[Jrecee]

I was suggesting that you missed the point of my comment on your original post. I didn't think that you were being serious with your 100% plan, I was simply making a seinfeld reference about how even the best plans are not foolproof.

[dedalusdedalus]

I was suggesting that you missed the point of my comment on your original post. I didn't think that you were being serious with your 100% plan, I was simply making a seinfeld reference about how even the best plans are not foolproof.

Ah Seinfeld. That went over my head, but now I recall that episode. I'm a grade-A nimrod.

Sorry. I misconstrued your comment as pointing out that my "plan" wasn't bullet-proof, when it was clearly meant as a sarcastic suggestion. You were just riffing on it with a Seinfeld call-back. Completely needless internet argument, I was in the wrong.

Apologies to Jreece and Dylan.

[Jrecee]

Since you posted that I have gotten blowjobs from 6 new internet groupies, and my e-fame meter has gone up 16%. SCORE!