Thoughts of Randomness

[Retrodude]

A rabbi, a priest and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

[WrathOskvro]

Does this taste like AIDS?

[lisalover1]

POOTIS SPENCER HEAR

[3DSStrider]

You know what I like to do on Friday nights?
First you take two scalpels, then dip them in orange juice. Start an incision down each jawline. Right before they meet, stop. Rub dried rabbit droppings on the incisions. Then, pour root beer on them. Let the cuts meet then sprinkle cat dander on it.


FUN!

[Retrodude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRJDjGkJz5A

[BoneSnapDeez]

You ever take a dump that you just know is going to clog the toilet but you end up flushing anyway.

I mean - what else can ya do about it?

[flex wood]

What the fuck am I missing here? It's not my pants or underwear since those are on the floor. Pants free, the only way to view the forums. It's like going from 240 to 1080.

But why is this a thread? What'd I miss?

[flex wood]

You ever take a dump that you just know is going to clog the toilet but you end up flushing anyway.

I mean - what else can ya do about it?

Pfft you everpoop in a urinal? You haven't lived until you have.

[BoneSnapDeez]

You ever take a dump that you just know is going to clog the toilet but you end up flushing anyway.

I mean - what else can ya do about it?

Pfft you everpoop in a urinal? You haven't lived until you have.

No but I remember a few kids on the track team doing that. It was a pretty shitty thing to do (no pun intended); think about the person who has to clean it up.

[flex wood]

You ever take a dump that you just know is going to clog the toilet but you end up flushing anyway.

I mean - what else can ya do about it?

Pfft you everpoop in a urinal? You haven't lived until you have.

No but I remember a few kids on the track team doing that. It was a pretty shitty thing to do (no pun intended); think about the person who has to clean it up.

Trust me I do. I manage a cleaning company so needless to say we like to play a lot of pranks on each other. I guess it comes with having to much free time at work. I've pooped in some strange places I tell you what.