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Sartana the Gravedigger, AKA I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death

This is the second of the official Sartana films, but the first by director Giuliano Carnimeo, who directed the rest of the official series. Gianni "John" Garko played Sartana in all of the films, but the first in the series, If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, was directed by Gianfranco Parolini. Parolini went on to direct the Sabata series of spaghetti westerns with Lee Van Cleef.

In Sartana the Gravedigger, men rob a bank of $300,000 while one of them is dressed as Sartana. The bank then puts up a $10,000 reward on Sartana's head, so Sartana must contend with numerous bounty hunters, including friends of his, while he tries to find out who really robbed the bank and clear his name. To do this, well, he pretty much kills everyone. The thing is, Sartana is a charismatic and well-dressed man with a penchant for sleight of hand and card tricks. He comes and goes, deceives his enemies, and prefers throwing knives and a pepper-box derringer for his tools of the trade. He also has one pal on his side, Buddy Ben, an eager opportunist and bum who is happy to share a rumor or two in the hopes that he'll get some of the $300,000.

I really enjoyed this. Really really enjoyed it! It's hard not to like Sartana, and while he can be gruff and amoral, his manner and methods really sets him apart from other traditional Western anti-heroes. The supporting cast also shines, including Klaus Kinksi in a role as an unlucky gambler and bounty hunter after Sartana named Hot Dead. The showdown with Hot Dead in a gambling den is probably the highlight even though it isn't resolved by a gunfight; instead it's two old friends(and brilliant gunslingers) playing a game of chance and letting luck decide their fate. In a movie chock full of violence, this scene shines through.

If there is a downside to the film, it's that the constant deception and the heavy use of darkness in some scenes occasionally makes the plot and action difficult to follow. In particular there is a scene where a character is beaten up in the dark, and while the cinematography is wonderfully handled, spinning the camera back and forth as men mercilessly beat the victim, it is also incredibly disorienting. Also, to make sure the bodycount is high, there is a lot of fodder who often appear to have some kind of backstory that isn't elaborated on before they are slaughtered. But then anything more would inhibit the bloodshed, and that's exactly what this kind of movie is about.

For fun I sometimes like to see if I can date Westerns by the weapons that are used. This movie is likely late 1860s, very early 1870s, as every rifle appears to be a Winchester M1866, and most of the revolvers look to be Colt Dragoons, Walkers or other pre-1870 revolvers. I believe Sartana's derringer is custom-made, considering the special cylinder and the custom grip.
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noiseredux wrote: The 3rd, Bloody Mary is low budget but surprisingly good - and a total Candyman knockoff. Even if you could say that part of Candyman came from the Bloody Mary legend.
I thought the backstory in Bloody Mary was similar to Cherry Falls, in that in both a teenage girl in a small town back in the '50s is victimized at prom by a group of male classmates.


Also, they had this at the library last time I was there:

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AWESOME! While it can't hold its own with Star Wars or Star Trek, it does hold its own as an awesome sci-fi adventure flick.
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@repo - why you would try to compare a super hero movie to SW or ST is beyond me....strange comparison if I've ever seen one
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darsparx wrote:@repo - why you would try to compare a super hero movie to SW or ST is beyond me....strange comparison if I've ever seen one
No, this is not an odd comparison at all. Guardians of the Galaxy was actually much more like classic space opera than superhero. In fact, I'd argue there wasn't very much, if any, superhero content in GotG (maybe Howard the Duck, but that's it).

I suspect I enjoyed GotG as much as I did because it embraced the space opera and did it in a much more accessible manner than most who attempt "sci-fi" these days in film.
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Being a western buff I've been interested in the Sartana films for a while. I guess it's time to add them to the red beans 'n' rice western night queue. I found out there's a Django vs Sartana film even. I doubt it has the original Django, but still sounds like fun. If by some rare and impossible chance you haven't seen this film yet:
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Absolutely see it ASAP. Anybody else into crazy westerns not named Ack need to see it as well. That movie was WAYYYY ahead of its time. In a good way. Dude carries around a gatling gun in a coffin FFS.
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Ack wrote:Huh, so Dwayne Johnson will be in the Big Trouble in Little China remake.
The media is getting this wrong, as it's not a remake. It's not like the Total Recall or Robocop remake.


KUNG FURY

It has some incredible moments. A bit too self aware, but pretty great overall.
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Exhuminator wrote:Being a western buff I've been interested in the Sartana films for a while.
I would definitely recommend checking out the original set of Sartana films. Gianni Garko plays Sartana in four of them, while George Hinton is the character in one. Those are the best and the only real "official" ones, from what I've read. The titles are all bad ass too:

If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death
I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death
I Am Sartana, Trade Your Guns for a Coffin
Have a Good Funeral, My Friend...Sartana Will Pay
Light the Fuse...Sartana is Coming

After that, the actor changes repeatedly, the plots and formats are different, the character is radically changed, and sometimes it wasn't a Sartana film at all but the name was changed when it was brought to different regions.

As for Django, I consider any movie that starts with a guy wandering into town dragging a coffin to be a must watch, and I really want to steal the idea for a story someday. I loved Django, but I'm wary of the Django/Sartana combo films(there are actually a few) because none are apparently official and neither of the original actors appear in them:

One Damned Day at Dawn...Django Meets Sartana!
Django and Sartana Are Coming...It's the End
Django Defies Sartana

There is also a Sartana/Trinity meetup movie called Trinity and Sartana Are Coming(or Trinity and Sartana...Those Dirty S.O.B.s), but again, neither the original Trinity or Sartana.

Now, to try and add to your ever expanding queue, have you seen this one?
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That ending...
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Watched Kung Fury last night. Only thing wrong with it was that I wanted more insanity than 30 minutes could provide, so I guess that's a good thing. And dat OST. 8)
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Ack wrote:Now, to try and add to your ever expanding queue, have you seen this one?
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No I haven't, and I'm ashamed to admit it, because Klaus Kinski is my favorite actor of all time. I didn't know he was in this film.

I will watch this as my next western, thanks man.
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Exhuminator wrote:I will watch this as my next western, thanks man.
I'm telling you right now, you're welcome.

Don't do any research on it, don't look at Wikipedia or IMDB. Don't even read a synopsis of the plot online. Go into it fully blind.

And again, you're welcome.
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