What was the last movie you've seen?

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Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
Pretty good mafia film where a job goes all wrong and the crew in charge gets put on a hit list by their employer. It's more of a dark comedy than a serious movie, and it's a shame it bombed so hard in its day. I definitely recommend this if you're a fan of the genre and haven't seen it yet.
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This weekend, my wife and I watched:

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The Bad Sleep Well (1960). It was a good Hamlet-influenced film noir that tells the story of a young executive seeking revenge - by any means necessary - on those responsible for his father's suicide. The film starts out incredibly strong, and Akira Kurosawa's perfectly-framed black-and-white shots are consistently dazzling. Moreover, and like all of Akira Kurosawa's films, it is drastically better than most films of its period. It ends with a bit of a whimper, however, and some of the soundtrack choices near the end are questionable at best. Accordingly, while I recommend this film, it suffered a bit by comparison to the last Akira Kurosawa film I watched, the masterful High and Low.
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Over the course of the long weekend, I had a film marathon. I tend not to post on here when I watch good movies, but maybe I'll try to do it more so you guys don't think I only watch crap...though I do watch a lot of crap.

I'll keep these short for brevity's sake:

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

Ah, pre-code movies can be quite racy, and this one is no exception! Jekyll becomes Hyde as a way to let out his lust and his views on morality but ends up raping, murdering, and committing domestic abuse in the process. There are also some awesome transformation effects for 1931, with Jekyll transforming into Hyde in what appears to be a single take without any sort of cuts. I was highly impressed.

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Pete Kelly's Blues

Jack Webb directed, produced, and starred in this film about a bandleader who gets shook down by the mob and forced into a bum contract during the heyday of Prohibition, until he finally gets fed up and does something about it. The dialogue is rapid fire the way I like it, survival is more important than morality, and Lee Marvin plays a supporting character. I loved it.

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All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)

This is a classic anti-war film that does a good job removing the glamour of warfare while not belittling soldiers. There is no glory, but the friendships shared are real as they all just try to survive...but don't. I think I prefer The Big Parade, but this film's ending is spectacular and depressing.
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The Broadway Melody

(The poster is put in spoilers because it's freaking huge.)

Two sisters try to make their way in the world of Broadway but one struggles with falling in love with the other's man. This is a bit of an awkward picture; it's a sound film, but from 1929, so it sits on a weird mix of silent style with sound performances and music. It is also one of the first musicals to use Technicolor, but unfortunately the color sequence has been lost, so only the black and white version is available. Technically it's a highly influential marvel, but I found its technical achievements too dated to make up for the dull plot.

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55 Days at Peking

Charlton Heston and David Niven experience the Boxer Rebellion up close as Chinese peasants backed by the Qing dynasty lay siege to the diplomatic compound of the imperial powers in 1900, forcing the British, American, French, Italian, Russian, German, Austrian, and Japanese diplomatic core, military representatives, and non-Chinese civilians to work together alongside Chinese Christians to defend themselves. Sure, some of the usual faults are there(non-Asian actors playing the leading Chinese roles, some hammy scenes, etc.), but I was entertained. It isn't Zulu, but it's still harrowing at times.

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A Man for All Seasons

This is a movie about a man who stands by his principles and convictions no matter the political climate around him and as a result is severely punished by the batshit English monarch, Henry VIII. Henry wants to marry Anne Boleyn, so he dumps the Catholic Church and forms the Church of England. Sir Thomas More refuses to support the marriage but also refuses to make a statement in the process. As a result, he is imprisoned and eventually sent to trial. What starts as a tale of political intrigue and moral principle eventually transforms into a courtroom drama as the one good man in the room refuses to say why he remains silent. I recommend it.
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Apparently I scared all of you by watching good movies. That's ok, I watched a bad one to make up for it.

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Thunder, aka Thunder Warrior

Thunder is a man on the edge. The white man has desecrated his tribe's burial ground, sexually harassed his friend, and violated the treaty that his grandfather struggled to secure. What's a young Native American man to do? Get revenge. Get sweet, explosive revenge.

If you haven't noticed it yet, there is a headband around Thunder's head in that poster, he's got a sling of bullets, he has long flowing black hair, and he's holding a big gun. Does he look vaguely like Rambo like you? Well he totally should, because Thunder is straight up a First Blood knock off. A guy wanders into town, local law enforcement harasses him for no good reason, and then he's given a reason to go off, so he kicks the ass of everyone he can until with limited weapons(a bow and arrow!) until there is a final confrontation in a burning building in which someone shows him kindness and he gives up...or in this case flees.

The idea is that the First Blood formula could be used to bring attention to problems facing the Native American community. Well...except that the whole things is pretty much an Italian production. So even the pro-Thunder side come off espousing stereotypes, as does Thunder himself. And he is totally an Italian guy playing a Navajo.

It's important to note three different reactions here by the white folks who interact with Thunder: blatant and overt racism, a quiet acceptance that Thunder has to be stopped simply because he is destroying things regardless of agreement with his frustrations, and finally outright support for a man who has been mistreated by police and had his cultural heritage horribly desecrated. All of the cops fall into the first two groups(along with some racist redneck construction workers in the first and one old lady at the bank), while the lead journalist, a radio personality, and a bartender all fall into the last one and do their best to make sure Thunder's side of the story is told.

Considering the overall plot and the rampant racism of the movie which definitely brings up the rating, the violence is mostly bloodless and somewhat sanitized, despite the number of slow motion car crashes and the final scenes of Thunder driving a bulldozer into buildings while wielding a bazooka one-handed. It's never explained if Thunder has any kind of training either, just that he is a Navajo and therefore apparently has an innate understanding of fighting. The movie is light on plot and spends most of its time on the manhunt; there is even footage of cops watching a college football game thrown in for good measure. And more slow motion car crashes.

The worst part? The whole thing could easily have been prevented. Seriously, all you guys had to do was not violate a treaty. You should know better than to try building things on Indian burial grounds anyway. Did Poltergeist teach you nothing?

Also how in the hell did we get three films out of this franchise?
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Ack wrote:...and the final scenes of Thunder driving a bulldozer into buildings while wielding a bazooka one-handed.
With a scene like that, it is no wonder it won the 1983 Palme d'Or (or that there are two sequels).
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So... apparently Point Break remake is a thing.

Can we get REPO into NY and making movies already so he can kill off terrible shit like this?
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MrPopo wrote:So... apparently Point Break remake is a thing.

Can we get REPO into NY and making movies already so he can kill off terrible shit like this?
The trailer for POINT BREAK is already out. And if you are tired of remakes you may slip into a coma. Fox is remaking The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, because obviously people have been begging for that.

Movie related: I was reading some Roger Ebert reviews this morning, as I have for years now, and one of the ones I read was for GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. I'm going to highlight a few words from the first paragraph of the review as it reminds us how observant Ebert was.



"Like most of the great stand-up comedians, Robin Williams has always kept a certain wall between himself and his audience. In concert, he tries on a bewildering series of accents and characters; he’s a gifted chameleon who turns into whatever makes the audience laugh. But who is inside? With George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Eddie Murphy, we have an idea - or think we do. A lot of their humor depends on confessional autobiography. With Williams, the wall remains impenetrable. Like Groucho Marx, he uses comedy as a strategy for personal concealment."
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Luke wrote:The trailer for POINT BREAK is already out.
And it looks awful.
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Ack wrote:
Luke wrote:The trailer for POINT BREAK is already out.
And it looks awful.
Well, to be fair, it is POINT BREAK. I mean, we're talking about a movie based on a movie with terrible dialogue, skydiving fights, and surfboard-fu.
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Ack isn't the only one who watches bad movies. Last night, my wife and I enjoyed the Sho Kosugi classic:

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Enter the Ninja (1981). It is about Franco Nero overcoming his incredibly thick mustache and body hair to become a noticely awkward and inflexible ninja. After becoming a ninja, Franco Nero travels to the Philippines uses his ninja skills to: (1) help his friend defend his land from an evil corporation; and (2) hook up with his friend's hot(?) wife. He also has to fight Sho Kuosugi, who was probably right when he said that Franco Nero would never be a "real" ninja.

It is a perfect example of early 1980s Cannon films, and Menahem Golan personally directed it. The film's budget was obvioously quite low; both the dialogue and plot are laughable; the lead's fight scenes (and "ninja" scenes) are incredibly awkward; it plays a "sad trombone" when the hero tears off someone's prosthetic arm; and the hero, after saying that he is going to kill some more people, winks coyly at the camera in the final shot. Also, the villain spends his last few scenes repeatedly shouting, "Where's my ninja? Where the hell is my ninja?!" (I mean, seriously, I know the evil ninja is working for you - and that you and your friends are currently being murdered by Franco Nero - but if you could find him that easily he wouldn't be much of a ninja, would he?)

The movie is perfect MST3K fodder - i.e., it is incredibly bad but consistently entertaining - and my wife and I laughed and talked through the whole thing. We enjoyed it immensely, and I highly reccomend it to anyone with a six-pack of beer and a love of laughably bad movies.
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