What was the last movie you've seen?

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Spider Baby

This movie is creepy and weird. There's really not much of the whole 'Lolita' thing going, despite what the film poster says. Instead, this movie is about a family suffering from a disease that causes mental degeneration to the point they become animalistic.

A chauffeur, played by Lon Chaney, takes care of three kids(and their feral aunts and uncles locked in a secret basement). Unfortunately the distant side of the family shows up with a lawyer to claim a large inheritance since no one can find a legal guardian who is old enough. What follows is completely ludicrous, as two of the kids decide they don't want to leave the chauffeur(the third, Ralph, is nearly feral and about to join his aunts and uncles in the basement), so they decide to play 'Spider' and kill the flies. In the end, only the one nice cousin survives and gets the inheritance, along with the lawyer's hot secretary.

Sure, the movie is goofy, but it's got some entertaining moments, especially concerning playing Spider, where Virginia ties up people and then hacks at them with knives. The biggest highlight for me is who is in it though; Lon Chaney represents the old school going back to the 1930s, while the near feral Ralph is played by Sid Haig, who horror fans might know better as Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie's films. It's nearly a century of horror combined in a 1960s cheapo exploitative drive-in horror.

Ralph's appearance also reminds me of Schlitzie from Freaks, and both films have some similarities: both feature people with disabilities having to deal with outsiders trying to exploit them in some fashion. The disabled characters are portrayed as more "heroic" in Freaks than they are in Spider Girl, definitely, but there is a moral ambiguity to both films as not necessarily good people take out bad ones.

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Night of the Lepus

Hahahahahaha, oh man, this movie is pretty bad yet still entertaining. A horde of giant killer rabbits is loose in Arizona, and it's up to a small town sheriff's department, a couple of ranchers, some professors, and a bunch of MPs who for some reason run the National Guard to stop them. To add to this madness, somewhere out there is the professor's wife and idiot daughter who started this whole mess by releasing an experimental rabbit into the wild because she thought it was cute. You know, like in 28 Days Later with those stupid hippies who get all of Britain killed? So in Night of the Lepus, the professor has to rescue his wife with DRAMATIC MUSIC from...bunnies. A whole horde of cute, adorable, blood-soaked bunnies.

Hey, if nothing else, Night of the Lepus fits into both the giant animal movie and hordes of animals movie sub-genres, while also fitting into the eco-horror set along with films like Prophecy, Long Weekend, Ticks, The Bay, etc. And it's always nice to see DeForest Kelley and Janet Leigh working I suppose.

Highlight of the film? Seeing a killer bunny leap through a window to tear out a screaming shopkeeper's throat. It was ridiculously cute.
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jp1 wrote:
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Glad I'm not the only one that thought that >.>;
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Gross.

Although Jennifer is quite beautiful.

STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, AGAIN, FOR SOME REASON

I've tried to give this serious a few views, but I just...okay, no just about it, I don't like them a bit.

Not that I'm worried about lens flare enthusiast directing the new Star Wars as he's said he will be more substance over style, and I counted zero lens flares in the trailer.

But his STAR TREK movies are quite the opposite with the focus being on style.

And not to sell out Star Trek, because as far as memory serves, space is on the back burner. It's about story and character relationships. Picard dressed up as a detective more than once, so it doesn't have to always be a space trauma journey. Tell a decent story first, and then add some crazy mini gun wielding psychopath killer.

Not to say DARKNESS is horrible and won't appeal to Trekkers, but at best it is a mediocre film.

But I like Voyage Home which is basically a Star Trek movie turned hour and a half sitcom about saving life by saving whales.
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You guys ever just go on a binge reading about stuff on Wikipedia and suddenly find a film series that you really really want to see?

I just discovered Sartana...
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Ack wrote:I just discovered Sartana...
If you meet him, pray for your death.
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LICENSE TO DRIVE

Around twenty or so years have passed since I've watched this from beginning to end, and I've to say if this movie was a house, it would have many mansions.

I have forgotten how much of a delight this was watching as a hormonal enraged pubescent, and was shocked to find how much I still love the silliness and movie teenage convenience it has to offer. Haim & Feldman, we all know that. But as an adult re-watching this, there were a few things that stood out:

1) Haim's Sister's boyfriend Karl went on to win an Oscar with the cast of Argo.
2) Uncle Phil was Uncle Phil before he was Uncle Phil.
3) Rollergirl aka heather Graham was Haim's love interest, and although I recognized her from "something" I had to check IMDB to make sure.
4) In the 80's a bus could drive as fast as a Ferrari.
5) Michael Ensign could be John Cleese's stunt/body double.
6) The main bad guy douche is the same dude who played Jim Morrison in Wayne's World Two (another thing I thought I knew, but had to double check).
7) I need this soundtrack. Sinatra and New Edition? Hells yeah.
8) The kid who played Haim's little brother is more than likely in his 40's by now.

And I already knew this, but the 80's did teenage movies right. Once in a blue moon we get something phenomenal like CLUELESS, or MEAN GIRLS. Unfortunately we get more SCARY MOVIES, EPIC MOVIES, and other intellectually inefficient movies targeted towards a huge demographic that are dying for a movie they can relate to.

Of course John Hughes was the master, but someone should be filling his shoes. Throw caution to the wind and instead of giving us Seth Rogen and other older guys acting like they were teenagers and targeting a teenage audience, have actual teenagers doing teenage shit and target that to teenagers.

Not that THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY isn't great, but when I was a teenager and saw it, I thought "Hilarious, but these dudes are old". The humor was incredible, but I couldn't related to anyone.

And trust me, kids are still going to the theater. The mall is dead, but the theater lives on and thrives. CAN'T HARDLY WAIT did a good job at this, and SUPERBAD, was okay, but extremely unbelievable and hamfisted.

Sure, as a grown up holding a job, paying the bills, making a marriage happy, keeping up the house and with own responsibilities like paying taxes on time seems like an every day struggle.

But as a fifteen year old boy, getting to second base isn't always an easy hurdle to clear either. And if someone makes that movie I hope to God they don't cheapen it with boob jokes and make the title "Second Base".
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^agree with entire post, except I like Superbad a lot. But yeah. Right on.
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The Dirty Dozen The Deadly Mission

I wasn't even aware that they made two TV sequels for The Dirty Dozen, and this one isn't half-bad either.
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ONLY THE LONELY

Starring John Candy, Ally Sheedy, and a guy who looks an awful lot like Gandalf.

Plus direction by Chris Columbus and input from John Hughes. If you haven't watched this, do yourself a favor and do.

This isn't a solid comedy, as Jim Belushi is in it, but it is arguable that this is Candy's best performance on screen ever as an actual human being. There is no slapstick, no great punch lines, just Candy dealing with life and heartbreak.

Not to say there aren't funny moments, but the film focuses on what life is like after you have a Mother, but have lost a Father. Rather, if you've lost someone and feel the ever growing need to take care of someone who has suffered a lost, you'll "get" this film.

It's "sad, meet cute. Cute, meet sad". And it does it very well. At times it is outlandish (first date at Comiskey Park?) but isn't distracting as the movie all centers on candy who gives a brilliant performance.

It's a film where I bet John's agent repeated "Don't do this!", but Candy saw something in the role other than money that urged him to make it work. And he made it work.

Plus the film features Macaulay Culkin as a doofus, which is a nice eatser egg.
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