Is it sad that this makes me feel like an old man?
"Back in my day kiddies, all we had was pre-rendered backgrounds, fixed camera angles, tank controls, and a pistol. AND WE LIKED IT! None of that fancy-shmancy laser-guided stuff. And sure as Hell no co-op. Sure, we got RE: Online, but even then you didn't start with anybody nearby, and you couldn't really talk to them. Heck, it was just a gimmick anyway, like those funny little analog doohicky-sticks. I remember we used to play survival horror with a d-pad!"
