New Members: Introduce Yourself!

[TSTR]

this convo is gold

[flojocabron]

What do you think sir about the accusations back in the early 80's of McDonald's using ground up earthworms in their hamburger meat?

did McDonald's do a contract with your company? How did the deal fall through?

It would make an interesting story in the faux meat industry.

[AppleQueso]

none of you are new members what is this crap

[CFFJR]

Do you have any comment on the situation with the Panda Assholes?

The public is dying to know.

Now, we here at Bogus Meat Factory INC. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster & Butthole have made it quite clear that, due to World Wild Life restrictions and protests, we are replacing all Panda Asshole related products such as: Bampoop Shoots, Beijing Browneyes, Dong Yang Diuretics etc. with a cheaper, more cost efficient product, Asian Black Bear Anuses.

Although this may seem like a compromise in quality, we here at Bogus Meat Factory INC. uphold our testament to taste and customer satisfaction, only using the most tender portions of the anus to provide that all too familiar, Bogus Meat Flavor.

For fuck's sake, I can't stop laughing!

[m0ondogy]

Hey all.

I'm m0ondogy. Call me m0ondogy for short.

I found this site through aimless web browsing one day. Ive lurked for a month or so. Its finally time to join up and say some things. Mostly because Ive been on a retro game collection kick the past year or so.

I'm collecting with the goal of regaining my lost collection (thanks Katrina), adding those that I played a lot of but never owned, and hopefully to add some of the greats to my collection that i missed in the past.

I started out on my older brother's NES and Genesis, but my real focus is on my Saturn and N64. I've been spending lots of time recently on my school (degree 3 completed soon), work (who needs sleep), and my current gen games (halo: mcc and Infamous: ss).

Im also working at beating all the scenarios in RCT 1.

Hope to see you on the forums.

[embossedtransport]

Hey im James, I am in the army, I like blowing stuff up, shooting guns, women, not shooting women, just their company..lol I have a hard BF4 gamer, I would consider myself one of the best snipers in the game, and besides that, I love cars and learning about video games.

[mjmjr25]

You love posting too. Like, love it.

welcome, but relax a little bit...

[BogusMeatFactory]

Hey all.

I'm m0ondogy. Call me m0ondogy for short.

I found this site through aimless web browsing one day. Ive lurked for a month or so. Its finally time to join up and say some things. Mostly because Ive been on a retro game collection kick the past year or so.

I'm collecting with the goal of regaining my lost collection (thanks Katrina), adding those that I played a lot of but never owned, and hopefully to add some of the greats to my collection that i missed in the past.

I started out on my older brother's NES and Genesis, but my real focus is on my Saturn and N64. I've been spending lots of time recently on my school (degree 3 completed soon), work (who needs sleep), and my current gen games (halo: mcc and Infamous: ss).

Im also working at beating all the scenarios in RCT 1.

Hope to see you on the forums.

Welcome aboard! It is a pleasure to have you within our ranks! I am sorry to hear of your loss thanks to natural disaster! What games did you have that you treasured the most? I am glad to see another Saturn lover around. Any particular games that you loved for the system or had fond memories of?

For me, the two biggest games for me nostalgically are Dragon Force and Enemy Zero. With Dragon Force, my friends and I would get together and play as a team. One person was our strategist, seeing which units were good against which and gave overall unit advice. Another guy would be our morale dude, knowing who was upset or annoyed in their position and give them things to do to make them happy. We all decided where to go next and who to focus on, but man it was a blast to play.

With Enemy Zero, that was the one game my buddy was phenomenal in. He loved games, but was never really good at them, but Enemy Zero was his gem. He played it on the hardest difficulty level and I would just watch him with baited breath. That game was scary and I honestly can not handle horror games still to this day. It was awesome to watch him beat it though.

Anywho, enough waxing poetic, welcome aboard!

Hey im James, I am in the army, I like blowing stuff up, shooting guns, women, not shooting women, just their company..lol I have a hard BF4 gamer, I would consider myself one of the best snipers in the game, and besides that, I love cars and learning about video games.

Hey it is a pleasure to have you! Welcome! Big Battlefield 4 player eh? I am curious to hear your thoughts on the Call of Duty vs. Battlefield argument. I myself prefer Battlefield, but would curious to hear your thoughts on this.

Speaking of learning about video games, what generation are you interested in? Any particular field of video games you would like to learn more about specifically?

Anywho, welcome also!

What do you think sir about the accusations back in the early 80's of McDonald's using ground up earthworms in their hamburger meat?

did McDonald's do a contract with your company? How did the deal fall through?

It would make an interesting story in the faux meat industry.

Allow me a candid moment here to set the record straight. We at Bogus Meat Factory INC. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster & Butthole take a strict and open, Absolute Transparency Policy. Yes, in Q4 of 1979, Bogus Meat Factory INC. did sign a contract with the Mcdonald's Corporation to provide meat and sub-meat product for use in their meals, but there was a grave misconception that the media had during that time.

You see, we here at Bogus Meat Factory INC. do not believe in the use of all natural worm product. We find that what we know of today as worms to be a bio-hazard that is unsuitable for human consumption. It is well documented that worm-meal contains a whopping 74% nuclear material retention rating. That is why we at Bogus Meat Factory INC. took a different route in create a genetic cow/worm hybrid that we patented known as, "The Wow." Now, the Wow provides a cheap, nutritional sub-meat product that is easily reproducible, thanks to the hermaphroditic properties of the worm and is rich with nutrients.

We found beef to be too costly in feeding. Instead, The Wow feeds only on dirt and is truly a modern miracle in science. The media simply heard worm and jumped to conclusions. We have stated numerous times on both our website and through our press releases that, The Wow is safe for human consumption and should be seen as a godsend in providing food for the world.

Thank you.

[embossedtransport]

Thanks for the reply!

That debate has been going on for a while now and I look at it like a religion in the sense that many people who do not know about battlefield or have never played it, stick to the main stream COD. In my opinion, COD stopped making good games after MW2. I was pretty good at that game back in the day with around a 2.3 K/D. It was fun while I played it, however once infinity ward left, treyarch just run it into the ground. Now this is my own opinion and im not saying people who play it are dumb or any of that. But battlefield 3 started it for me when I told my buddy I wish there was a game with many different aspects of war where someone can specialize in a certain area and tailor their skill set to that type of playing instead of just trying to shoot many different weapons the same way. I instantly grew to liking sniper as I am being trained in the army to become a sniper. Starting in battlefield 3 I started doing really well, and in BF4 I made it my mission to become one of the best around. I am happy with my progression thus far. I have a 4.5 K/d and out of my 2500 kills with my sniper rifle, can hit over 60% of the, with headshots. I am lethal as hell from any distance and I use my military tactics with my platoon who is all in the military to do work on just about anyone. I am always up to accept any challenge from any person.

Hope that answers it! lol

[BogusMeatFactory]

Thanks for the reply!

That debate has been going on for a while now and I look at it like a religion in the sense that many people who do not know about battlefield or have never played it, stick to the main stream COD. In my opinion, COD stopped making good games after MW2. I was pretty good at that game back in the day with around a 2.3 K/D. It was fun while I played it, however once infinity ward left, treyarch just run it into the ground. Now this is my own opinion and im not saying people who play it are dumb or any of that. But battlefield 3 started it for me when I told my buddy I wish there was a game with many different aspects of war where someone can specialize in a certain area and tailor their skill set to that type of playing instead of just trying to shoot many different weapons the same way. I instantly grew to liking sniper as I am being trained in the army to become a sniper. Starting in battlefield 3 I started doing really well, and in BF4 I made it my mission to become one of the best around. I am happy with my progression thus far. I have a 4.5 K/d and out of my 2500 kills with my sniper rifle, can hit over 60% of the, with headshots. I am lethal as hell from any distance and I use my military tactics with my platoon who is all in the military to do work on just about anyone. I am always up to accept any challenge from any person.

Hope that answers it! lol

I would agree. The big appeal to Battlefield, for me are those built-in roles that people can play. It allows for a wider range of access for people who don't fit into basic grunt role. I would also agree that after Modern Warfare 2, things have taken a larger turn towards the generic. I do not enjoy the shrinking of the maps and the increased speed of play. I very much enjoy the slower, strategy oriented style of Battlefield. Keep up the good work man!