telling a girl how much you love video games

[Jrecee]

The trick is tying it to some good news, like:

"Hey, I collect and play a lot of videogames. I also have a huge penis."

If you don't have a huge penis I dunno what to tell you.



p.s. I don't have a huge penis so I don't know what to tell myself either.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

The trick is tying it to some good news, like:

"Hey, I collect and play a lot of videogames. I also have a huge penis."

If you don't have a huge penis I dunno what to tell you.



p.s. I don't have a huge penis so I don't know what to tell myself either.

i have no idea why i laughed so hard reading this but i was drinking coca-cola and it came out my nose lol. Damn still having 12 year old sense of humor in you!

[equalsign]

Heheh. A test I pull on girls all the time is to have them come to my place, promptly bust out my Pikachu N64, and then caress the system inappropriately as I go on for 2 minutes about just how much I love it. If they laugh and accept it, they're cool . If they act weirded out or condescending, then screw 'em . They probably should have seen this coming when I handed them my number on a Pokemon card .

[Ack]

Eh, I look like such a geek, I figure it's obvious when I walk in the room. And when I open my mouth, the first thing I say is usually "I like video games" and then grin stupidly.

As for my current girlfriend...well, I don't remember the exact wording of the conversation, but I'd say it went something like this:

I say "Hello."
She says "Hello."
I say "I like video games."
She says "Uh...ok. Wanna go play Battletoads?"
Much sex was then had.

Ok, so that's nothing like how it happened, and she'll probably get on here and yell at me...but she really does love Battletoads, so I've gotten her a BT t-shirt and the Genesis Battletoads vs. Double Dragon...

[equalsign]

Eh, I look like such a geek, I figure it's obvious when I walk in the room. And when I open my mouth, the first thing I say is usually "I like video games" and then grin stupidly.

As for my current girlfriend...well, I don't remember the exact wording of the conversation, but I'd say it went something like this:

I say "Hello."
She says "Hello."
I say "I like video games."
She says "Uh...ok. Wanna go play Battletoads?"
Much sex was then had.

Ok, so that's nothing like how it happened, and she'll probably get on here and yell at me...but she really does love Battletoads, so I've gotten her a BT t-shirt and the Genesis Battletoads vs. Double Dragon...

I don't even know how I would respond in that situation.

[Mozgus]

It isn't luck... just be your damn self. It never failed me!

Like I've ever put up a fucking front. I've always been myself. I invented being yourself. Then some jackass came along and started this rumor that it works on girls. Psh.

Women cant stand honesty. They find it boring. There's no challenge to it. No conflict.

[MrPopo]

I've had decent luck using the Konami code as a pickup line.

[equalsign]

I've had decent luck using the Konami code as a pickup line.

You just made my week !

[RyaNtheSlayA]

I've had decent luck using the Konami code as a pickup line.

its so awesome it must work

[AwesomeMonstar]

There's always the option of mentioning something you like other than video games. I mean we all have other interests, right?










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