What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[TSTR]

my genius is underappreciated

[Luke]

my genius is underappreciated

Career suggestion!

Morning rock radio DJ. They love songs about Christmas and cocaine. And Jingle Balls. And There's no place like a ho house for the holidays. And I saw mama kissing Santa's Balls.

[TSTR]

my genius is underappreciated

Career suggestion!

Morning rock radio DJ. They love songs about Christmas and cocaine. And Jingle Balls. And There's no place like a ho house for the holidays. And I saw mama kissing Santa's Balls.

Only if you co-host under the name of "The Beef."

[darsparx]

my genius is underappreciated

Career suggestion!

Morning rock radio DJ. They love songs about Christmas and cocaine. And Jingle Balls. And There's no place like a ho house for the holidays. And I saw mama kissing Santa's Balls.

Seriously, (heck if he sent it in to that woody and will cox show they'd probably play it )

[Luke]

Only if you co-host under the name of "The Beef."

The Beef: ZZZZAT'S RIGHT!!! It is "Testes and The Beef" here on rock radio 99, bringing you all the best in classic and new rock, that rocks. But there's only one question on all of our minds right now...Testes...WHAT IS THAT QUESTION?

Testes: WHERE DA CHEEZE AT?

The beef: That's right Testes. Where da cheeze be at?

Testes: Not in our pockets, that's where.

The beef: Ha ha! Speaking of empty pockets, we need to roll a few commercials, but when we come back we have news on that wacky lead singer from Creed, Scott Butt-Strap, plus...

Testes: I think that's Scott Strap-on!

The beef: Right you are. Plus fifteen non-stop minutes of your favorite rock including Alice in Chains, STP, ACDC, and a few other bands with members that have overdosed.

Testes: Or straight on had aids.

[MrPopo]

You guys think you're sick of Christmas music, but as a Jew on Christmas it's worse for me. It's not just the massive fatigue from the same songs and all the ugly ass sweaters people feel compelled to put on. It's the lyrical content of half the songs being extremely religious in nature and helps keep you feel like a massive outsider.

[TSTR]

@Luke: Solid gold, my man.

[darsparx]

And just as i begin to really panic I lost my ps1 memory card it is found in my skubb box my mom bought me when I went on my shopping spree at ikea for some new furniture(which the bookcase I bought has yet to be assembled *sigh* )

[Luke]

I'm a Jew on Christmas is one more exception.

You guys think you're sick of Christmas music, but as a Jew on Christmas it's worse for me. It's not just the massive fatigue from the same songs and all the ugly ass sweaters people feel compelled to put on. It's the lyrical content of half the songs being extremely religious in nature and helps keep you feel like a massive outsider.

Kind of why I gravitate to songs like "Silver Bells", "I'll be home for Christmas", "I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas", "Christmas Island", and such. It's Christmas music without the religion, which I think is just fine. This coming from a guy who leads bible studies, and is wearing a suit and tie, ready to go to a Christian church tonight to hear Christmas music. I'm very laissez faire.

My plan is to figure everything out when I'm dead. And also to haunt people. If I'm not able to haunt people I will be totally pissed off. Don't even believe in ghosts, but I'll work around that after I die.

[MrPopo]

Seriously though, do you gentiles actually find those Christmas sweaters attractive or good looking in any way? Or is it just so ingrained in your psyche "well, it's Christmas time, time to put on a hideous sweater" that the thought of not wearing one causes an aneurism?