Random Thoughts Thread

[MrPopo]

I always have to be reading something while I'm on the toilet, otherwise I feel like I'm wasting time. At home I have a book I can snag on the way into the bathroom, at work I pull out my smartphone and read either Wikipedia or NotAlwaysRight.

[Luke]

I always have to be reading something while I'm on the toilet...

Reminds me of my favorite Confucius joke:

"Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot".

A close second is...

"Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk".

[Ack]

I always have to be reading something while I'm on the toilet...

Reminds me of my favorite Confucius joke:

"Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot".

A close second is...

"Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk".

Virginity is like bubble. It take one prick to pop.

It take four nails to build crib, one screw to fill it.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Went to Subway today specifically to get the 30 oz Taylor Swift cup.

[Luke]

Virginity is like bubble. It take one prick to pop.

It take four nails to build crib, one screw to fill it.

You have to add "Confucius say" or the joke loses all it's funny.

[Ack]

Virginity is like bubble. It take one prick to pop.

It take four nails to build crib, one screw to fill it.

You have to add "Confucius say" or the joke loses all it's funny.

Confucius say You have to add "Confucius say" or the joke loses all it's funny.

[mjmjr25]

Confucious say wise man wash his hands after he pee.

Confucious say wiser man no pee on his hands.

[TSTR]

^wise words

[Forlorn Drifter]

I can't sing, and I don't have the right type of voice to rap, but I really want to make my own music.

I've played around with the idea of running my voice through a changer or something, but I haven't really figured it out yet. I'd never even think of making it big, I'd just like to get some ideas out there just because. I don't know if I could ever get anywhere, or whether I could ever be good.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Join a metal band.