What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[SamuraiMegas]

banana suit

Wait a second. My gerbil is about to break the wheel on this one.

So are you going to wear a banana costume, or do you actually have a suit that is banana themed/colored? If it is the latter, how "ripe" is the suit? Any green still on the suit, and bruising or black spots? And if you do have a yellow suit, please tell me you are wearing a bright blue tie with it to resemble the Chiquita sticker.

And did you know that the bananas you usually eat, of the cavendish variety, were once in danger of extinction? Not only that, but said variety of the banana family has been genetically modified for hundreds of years in order to ship them properly? AND! Did you know that bananas are actually classified as berries?

I got the 411 on the 4011.

also gonna get that milk the banana thing as a sig thanks m8

[TSTR]

peanut butter jelly time

[Luke]

Megas seems to live in a Lazarus department store...That, or his door railings deceive me.

[SamuraiMegas]

peanut butter jelly time

planning to make this joke and also ask random girls to homecoming and tell them i have a big banana

@luke i don't even know what that is oops

[TSTR]

I think he's talking about your mirror frame.

You should ask if you can hit their peanut butter jelly with your baseball bat.

[Luke]

planning to make this joke and also ask random girls to homecoming and tell them i have a big banana

Or you could always not do that.

Juice it!

"Do you find me aPEEling?"

"Not to come off yellow, but..."

"Do I have a Me in my pocket, or am I just happy to see ya?"

"I put the ass in potassium". Don't say that. That's gross.

[SamuraiMegas]

planning to make this joke and also ask random girls to homecoming and tell them i have a big banana

Or you could always not do that.

Juice it!

"Do you find me aPEEling?"

"Not to come off yellow, but..."

"Do I have a Me in my pocket, or am I just happy to see ya?"

"I put the ass in potassium". Don't say that. That's gross.

will say all at least once/10

[jp1]

Hopefully you don't slip on my peel in the morning. (Not this)

I'm only dressed like this because you're a peach. (This)

Better get it while it's ripe. (Don't say this.)

I brought the banana, you make the split. (Don't say this either.)

Ladies, I brought a strawberry, grape, and watermelon costume...let's make fruit salad. (Say this) (Not really)

I see you brought peanut butter, bananas are delicious dipped in peanut butter.

These lines brought to you courtesy of me, and I attended BudSmoka's school of picking up chicks.

[SamuraiMegas]

the only ones i'm willing to say are the ones you said not to

i'm pretty brave i guess

[jp1]

Make sure to wear nice shoes and act like a douche. Those are the most important bits.