The one good thing about working in the super market for as long as I did is that I have all these great stories that you just can't make up.Hobie-wan wrote:Amusing article about denim repair.
Warning, potentially NSFW crotch shot leader image.
In the front corner of the store, where the entrance is, there's a cafe. One day, this rather large and unkempt looking man was sitting in the cafe. When I'm walking from the back room up toward the front of the store, I'm facing the cafe. So I'm walking up toward the front of the store and I see this man sitting there. And guess what. Yup. He had a hole in his pants not unlike the one in that picture AND his nut sack was hanging out.
It's one of those things that when you first see, you have all these conflicting feelings. You badly don't wanna see it, but you have to keep looking to make absolutely sure it is what you think it is. And yes, it turned out to really be his sack. I guess it was a warm day because it was hanging pretty good. In fact, I think it was only one nut that was hanging out.
Now what the fuck are you suppose to do? "Um, excuse me, sir? Um, your um... uh... balls are hanging out!" So I started telling employees and eventually the store manager came over. You could tell the store manager wanted to laugh but was trying to remain professional about it. And we're all talking about what to do. Do you tell him his balls are hanging out? You can't let him sit there like that and have customers see his balls. So the idea he came up with was to act like they were cleaning up the cafe area and in the process move some chairs around so that they're blocking view of his balls.
My questions is, how do you NOT know your balls are hanging out? I can understand not realizing you have a whole in your pants. I can understand wearing boxers and having drooping balls on a hot day. But I would think that if my balls were ever exposed I would know about it instantly. So, did he want every one to see his balls? Or is he just so fat that he couldn't tell for some reason? Like most of my super market stories, there's more questions than answers.
