The Breakfast Thread

[Luke]

put teh meat in ur mouf bb

Thinking about buying a Sam's Club amount of beef jerky. I eat like a bird, but I could easily work while eating beef jerky all day. Beef jerky is a gift to man.

[TSTR]

put teh meat in ur mouf bb

Thinking about buying a Sam's Club amount of beef jerky. I eat like a bird, but I could easily work while eating beef jerky all day. Beef jerky is a gift to man.

Do it! Straight proteeen.

Or you can just get a big tub of Weight Gain 4000.

[Luke]

Or you can just get a big tub of Weight Gain 4000.

Love the SIMPSONS when Homer gains weight to go on disability. Comic Platinum.

Favorite part of that episode is when Homer buys a tub of weight gain powder and the clerk says "Lucky for you this stuff doesn't work".

Also,

PROTEIN!

[flex wood]

Hey fatty I got a movie for ya, a fridge to far.

[TSTR]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

[aaron]

"Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."

[fastbilly1]

Wheres the any key?

[MrPopo]

I think I'll have a Tab.

[Luke]

I just tripled my production!

[marurun]

Um, what happened to breakfast? That sounded tasty. The rest of this? Not so much... : (