Simoniz says they've been taking care of my car for over 100 years. I had no idea my car was made in 1914.
The old phrase "What marketing genius came up with that?" applies to that ad.
Frown: I've been having to record every conversation with my boss as she is bat shit crazy and is blaming me for things she is telling me to do. I spent all of yesterday meeting existing customers, which is something I was told not to do.
Oh well.
Smile: Going to sell a crazy amount of koozies today.
So many in fact that I had a silly thought of going into the imaginary realm of "koozie sales". Of course I'm kidding, but I did have to ask a business owner "You want how many koozies?". If they GIVE them away they'll still have hundreds years from now.
Frown: Extree, Extree! Read all aboudid! Cubs still suck.
Smile: Held a marketing meeting for my art museum and talked the group into meeting at a bar for our next pow wow.
I'm setting up a fundraiser with a rat pack theme and have already booked a jazz band and have the marketing plans laid out.
It'll be fantastic, and I'll post pics of the event, which is scheduled for late July.
I've got this college Intern who is a hot little number, and she happily agreed to be the "cigarette girl".
If you aren't familiar with that term, here ya go:
Won't be selling real cigarettes, but candy cigarettes.
I believe this idea will be a big hit as I buy 'em cheap, and sell 'em high. Seriously, I know if I were at a rat pack themed party I'd pay three bucks for a pack of fake smokes from a college cutie.