What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

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Oh luke you always know how to make me laugh in this thread :lol: Though I will admit it's all true....pissing in a bottle who thought that was ever a good idea? It doesn't work very well XD
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Luke wrote: I tried pissing in a bottle once while driving and learned the following:

My tip won't fit in a bottle.

It's a lot more difficult than you think to piss and drive.

When I did finally find a way to get my dick near the bottle, the air pressure built up and piss squirted out of the bottle.
Your mistake in both cases was in making physical contact with the bottle at all. If you hold it an inch or so away, centered on the peehole, you'll do much better.
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Dsh - last I checked even that doesn't work....still splatters everywhere >_> exactly why I've learned to hold it until I get home(the wonders a public schooling will do for that)
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darsparx wrote:Dsh - last I checked even that doesn't work....still splatters everywhere >_> exactly why I've learned to hold it until I get home(the wonders a public schooling will do for that)
You folks need to work on your aim and movement skills.
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dsheinem wrote:
Luke wrote: I tried pissing in a bottle once while driving and learned the following:

My tip won't fit in a bottle.

It's a lot more difficult than you think to piss and drive.

When I did finally find a way to get my dick near the bottle, the air pressure built up and piss squirted out of the bottle.
Your mistake in both cases was in making physical contact with the bottle at all. If you hold it an inch or so away, centered on the peehole, you'll do much better.
One hand. Pissing in a bottle. While driving.

Bad idea.

Even with two hands. Bad idea. Has Dumb and Dumber not taught us anything?
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dsheinem wrote:
darsparx wrote:Dsh - last I checked even that doesn't work....still splatters everywhere >_> exactly why I've learned to hold it until I get home(the wonders a public schooling will do for that)
You folks need to work on your aim and movement skills.
I love how a guy with a doctorate is giving advice on the proper way to piss into a bottle. :lol:
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dsheinem wrote:
darsparx wrote:Dsh - last I checked even that doesn't work....still splatters everywhere >_> exactly why I've learned to hold it until I get home(the wonders a public schooling will do for that)
You folks need to work on your aim and movement skills.
I tend to agree. Gatorade bottles are the ticket. We used them in the Army all the time.
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dsheinem wrote:
darsparx wrote:Dsh - last I checked even that doesn't work....still splatters everywhere >_> exactly why I've learned to hold it until I get home(the wonders a public schooling will do for that)
You folks need to work on your aim and movement skills.
Yeah seriously, what could we do to improve hand-eye coordination!? :roll:
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What made me smile today? The last group of posts has. Thanks for keeping it real!
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You gotta use something like a Gatorade bottle for a piss bottle dudes.

I once accidentally spilled a nearly-fill piss bottle all over myself 5 minutes before a 5k road race. My shorts were covered in it. I had some baggy boardshorts with cargo pockets in the car (I was at the beach) and ended up running the race in those. Awful experience. I think my sister-in-law beat me too. Yeah she did. I remember checking out her butt as she ran past me.
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