Haiku Thread

[AppleQueso]

I just can't believe
I screwed up a dang haiku
I feel like a butt

[puke_face]

I just can't believe
I screwed up a dang haiku
I feel like a butt

butt is an important part of anatomy
farts are like the spirit of the food we eat
smells like beef

[catnip]

I just can't believe
I screwed up a dang haiku
I feel like a butt

butt is an important part of anatomy
farts are like the spirit of the food we eat
smells like beef

Mine smells of bacon
the spirit of my booty
bacon, sweet bacon

[TSTR]

What are genitals?
Unchosen appendages.
Be your inner self.

Fromage de Pomme,
may courage and strength guide you.
Much respect and love.

I haven't showered.
Three days since a full cleansing.
Fear my anal stench.

[avrame]

What are genitals?
Unchosen appendages.
Be your inner self.

That Haiku is deep
Speaks on so many levels
Hope others relate

[Michi]

I've learned far too much
About other members here
By reading this thread

[TSTR]

Well, I just showered.
No longer fear my butt scent.
So fresh and so clean.

[puke_face]

I haven't showered.
Three days since a full cleansing.
Fear my anal stench.

I am in stitches
laughing heartily haha lol
ow my sides

[TheSegaSaturnGuy]

Found this Haiku online, I laughed for a good bit because its so true..

This isn't so bad.
Just jump the Hadouken and...
F$%&! Shoryuken...

[TSTR]

Found this Haiku online, I laughed for a good bit because its so true..

This isn't so bad.
Just jump the Hadouken and...
F$%&! Shoryuken...

Very similar to mine at the bottom of page 6. SF lends itself well to haiku.

Waiting on auctions.
Come to me sweet DC games.
Must avoid snipers.