Maybe if you eat the shells.BogusMeatFactory wrote:If you eat a colored easter egg...will you poop rainbows?
All types of Easter stuff today. More about it in the Smile/ticked off thread.*
I hope everyone had time to listen to the gospel of Yeezus today, and took the time to watch The Last Temptation of Yeezus Christ.
*Ah, screw it:
Went to church this morning (visiting the in-laws) and there was this smoking hot chick in the hand bell choir with a hand just like mine. My wife encouraged me to meet her, and I said politely "That might not be a good idea".
What's weird is that my wife said "See that cute girl in the short skirt? She has one hand just like you". Said hot girl also played not two but three bells, defying logic like myself.
Church was alright, but why they had a timpani play alongside a bell choir was sorta dumb. Bells are very dainty, and then the drums would beat *DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM!*. The bells alone would have been fine.
The church also has a new organist, who is an intern, who I could play circles around. But that's moot.
Had to nuke the ham (as always), and the food was average at best, but I was starving so I gobbled it up with a "quick fast".
This morning the weather cooperated, so did other things *wink wink*. A memorable Easter for sure, and it is far from over. Tomorrow I have landscaping to do, but tonight my wife and I are BOTH having friends over for poker, which will probably go into the morning hours.
