My favorite popcorn she makes is ol' fashioned butter. But she's nuts. She'll use zero butter and try all types of seasoning mixes. We usually only purchase Penzey's spices, so most of the time her mixes turn out pretty tasty. She also cooks her popcorn in my largest kettle, with very little oil.BogusMeatFactory wrote:@luke
Awesome, can't wait to see what you think of Jesus Camp. Also, eat some of that popcorn for me, cause you making me hungry!
@everyone else
I honestly feel like I am hanging around a bunch of early twenties year-olds straight out of a college philosophy course.
She's a master at it. I'm very proud of my cooking, but she takes the cake when it comes to popcorn. She could open a restaurant around it in my opinion (and I grew up with Garrett popcorn).
Agree with your second point. Even if I think I'm right, I could care less if I'm wrong on the internet. I'll always think "This is a chair" isn't an argument, and that it takes two to make an argument. Or as Billy Madison said it, "It takes-ah-two, to tango".
That in mind, Dave as a cop in an episode of COPS would be hilarious.
Dish: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Was I speeding?
Dish: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! I need you license and registration.
Driver: Here ya go.
Dish: STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND EXIT THE VEHICLE!
Driver: *steps out of vehicle* Okay.
Dish: I WARNED YOU NOT TO ARGUE WITH ME! You're going downtown for non-compliance. You should have never argued with me.
@Ack. Yup. He's brilliant. He's a salesman. He could sell oxygen in a can if he wanted. His basic formula is:
1)Shock
2)Subject
3)Information (biased, but who cares?)
4)More shock
5)Summary
It's a lot like writing a white paper for a CEO.
You say what's wrong. Tell 'em what is wrong. Provide stats that work in your favor. Emphasize what's wrong again. Tell 'em what is wrong again.
It works.
