What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Jmustang1968]

....I met my arch nemesis the other night at a skateboarding competition. He has the worst name ever: Farto Plankton.

I met a guy the other day whose name was Phap Tri. (read: fap tree.)

I worked with a guy named Hung Duong. We just called him HD

[Luke]

I had a course with a Jenna Jameson, and while looking through student records I found that a Saddam Hussein attended our University.

Wow. One of my friends has a real piece of work for a younger brother:

http://www.reflector.com/jail-bookings/ ... bid=146492

[Ack]

One of my friends from college is named U.G. The letters don't stand for anything at all. We call him Ug.

[fastbilly1]

One of my friends from college is named U.G. The letters don't stand for anything at all. We call him Ug.

And his legal middle name is Danger. He did not have one so he applied for one when in college. Granted he always claimed his sisters middle name was "Ugsisterunavailable."

[TSTR]

So I discovered my Genesis has a problem where the 2nd controller port just constantly sends an "up" command unless a controller is plugged in. Gonna have to send it back for repair/replacement (eStarland). I hope they can fix it, b/c it's a HDG model. If they have to replace it, I sure hope they can get me another HDG.

Wow. One of my friends has a real piece of work for a younger brother:

http://www.reflector.com/jail-bookings/ ... bid=146492

What the hell is a felony charge of "Uttering Forged Instrument?"

[fastbilly1]

Wow. One of my friends has a real piece of work for a younger brother:

http://www.reflector.com/jail-bookings/ ... bid=146492

What the hell is a felony charge of "Uttering Forged Instrument?"

Using a forged document.

[TSTR]

^Ah. Damn legalese.

[prfsnl_gmr]

^Ah. Damn legalese.

To make it even clearer...

He basically bounced a big check. To warrant an arrest, he probably wrote a check for a large ticket item (such as a television, boat, jet ski, etc.) with knowledge that there was not enough (if any) money in his account to cover the purchase or. He then took possession of the item, which is why he was also charged with a "false pretenses". (Likewise, he could have forged a signature on a check that drawing on an account that did not belong to him.)

[noiseredux]

I had a course with a Jenna Jameson,

please tell more.

And his legal middle name is Danger.

A friend of mine really did give his kid the middle name Danger. Seriously. The kid's name is Johnny Danger.

[Luke]

I had a course with a Jenna Jameson,

please tell more.

Believe it was an econ class. First day when the professor called role he announced "Jenna Jameson" and immediately myself and another student stood up to see this person, He and I caught each others eyes and gave each other the "Uh-huh, you two?" look. Then we laughed.

End of story.