Stats on how much Porn is watched on console

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No it's not the same thing, but if one marketer decides to target videogame platforms, it's not so far-fetched to speculate that malware programmers might consider the same.
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samsonlonghair wrote:
AppleQueso wrote:impossible
How certain are you of this?
Pretty damn certain. These aren't open platforms and aren't really anything like, say, a Windows desktop.

You can't even download a friggin' photo to the hard drives of most consoles from their web browser, much less malicious code.

I just don't see any way to get stuff like that onto a console without the user putting it on there themselves deliberately, and the user can't do that unless they've hacked their console.

At absolute best, I guess you could make malware that only effects hacked consoles, and even then it'd probably have to be something distributed as an otherwise-useful piece of homebrew software or something that the user would have to be tricked into installing. Not the sort of thing you'd get from porn viewing habits.
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no shit who wants to jerk off while your console watches :lol:
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Maybe I like that.
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Top category for Xbox users is anal. Fantastic.
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AppleQueso wrote:
samsonlonghair wrote:
AppleQueso wrote:impossible
How certain are you of this?
Pretty damn certain. These aren't open platforms and aren't really anything like, say, a Windows desktop.

You can't even download a friggin' photo to the hard drives of most consoles from their web browser, much less malicious code.

I just don't see any way to get stuff like that onto a console without the user putting it on there themselves deliberately, and the user can't do that unless they've hacked their console.

At absolute best, I guess you could make malware that only effects hacked consoles, and even then it'd probably have to be something distributed as an otherwise-useful piece of homebrew software or something that the user would have to be tricked into installing. Not the sort of thing you'd get from porn viewing habits.
Even if porn sites successfully made viruses for consoles it probably wouldn't last long because knowing Sony, they'd remove the browser in the next patch once they got wind of it.
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BoringSupreez wrote:Even if porn sites successfully made viruses for consoles it probably wouldn't last long because knowing Sony, they'd remove the browser in the next patch once they got wind of it.
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