Videogame Characters' new years resolutions!

[J T]

Q-Bert: Stop cursing so much.


Golgo 13: Stop creating so many awkward silences in conversations...


Turok: Stop selfishly traveling through time and potentially messing up history just so I can hunt exotic animals.

[Gunstar Green]

Sonic and Friends: Retire.

Alucard: Resolve issues with Dad.

Mega Man: Quit job at Capcom.

Dr. Wily: Try a new tactic.

Zero: Find out what I'm fighting fooooor.

Samus: Keep my damn armor on.

Mario: Find a new girlfriend.

Sub Zero: Open an Italian Ice shop with Kickle Cubicle.

Kirby: Give Atkins a try.

Every RPG boss ever: Destroy the "chosen one" hero the first time I meet them before they level up. Killing them when they're weak is not beneath me it's just good sense.

[flojocabron]

I will try no to be a failed mascot!

I will be on the xbox one someday!