What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[AppleQueso]

Someone asked me if I wanted to go to their birthday party. I declined, but then changed my mind. Then she wouldn't let me go because I was creepy and she didn't want to know where I lived. There goes the first legitimate social gathering I've been invited too...

Wait what.

...why'd they ask you to begin with then?

[oxymoron]

- I just remembered that I never got the PSP game I asked GS to have sent over. It was supposed to come 2 months ago. Everytime I called they had a new excuse from "it's because of GTA" to the simple "call the other store".

[3DSStrider]

Wait what.

...why'd they ask you to begin with then?

I have no idea. They should have known that before. It's not like I just suddenly started making a ton of jokes about kidnapping and murdering people after I said no, I've been doing that since the beginning of the school year.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Wait what.

...why'd they ask you to begin with then?

I have no idea. They should have known that before. It's not like I just suddenly started making a ton of jokes about kidnapping and murdering people after I said no, I've been doing that since the beginning of the school year.

Its probably best to avoid those type of jokes while you are still in school...but if you enjoy that type of humor, then you will probably enjoy this article:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-cel ... -mu,34518/

[noiseredux]

dammit, Jordan!

Look guys The Onion has a console wars article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/consol ... e-p,34551/

I expect you all to keep clicking random Onion articles for the next hour or so as well?

[3DSStrider]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-cel ... -mu,34518/

That article would have been more hilarious if I knew who any of these people were.

[Luke]

That article would have been more hilarious if I knew who any of these people were.

Jared is the CEO of Subway.

That fat kid manages Bruce Willis.

That cute kid is married to both Olsen twins.

Roy wrote the screenplay for PRETTY WOMAN.

Fergie is famous for peeing on herself on stage.

Jericho is a famous wrestler and does stints on VH1.

Mark Spitz was once a famous pornstar so was Soupy Sales.

Multiplicity is an underrated comedy.

[prfsnl_gmr]

dammit, Jordan!

Look guys The Onion has a console wars article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/consol ... e-p,34551/

I expect you all to keep clicking random Onion articles for the next hour or so as well?

The console wars are definitely heating up, and I will definitely be placing a pre-order for the Zenith GameSpace!

That article now sits among my very favorite Onion video game articles:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/king-h ... s-t,29889/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hawaii ... ries,2520/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/videog ... od-al,274/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/videog ... -swin,293/

[Jmustang1968]

Too bad Zenith is essentially gone. I grew up on a zenith tv, lasted forever.

[TSTR]

Multiplicity is an underrated comedy.

Multiplicity IS an underrated comedy.