Caught this on N4G...wow just when you thought these guys couldn't get any dumber...
http://old-wizard.com/?p=1673
Top 10 Ways to Tell If You're a Hardcore Gamer
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Meh, same thing they usually do. Honestly, who cares?
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Do you think anyone is going to read this?
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I actually find it funny only because there is a "Lose 43lbs in 10 Weeks! With no dieting or exersize." ad right at the beginning of the article. I guess they do know their target audience.
It's bassically shlock and made to piss people off, as usual. I don't consider myself a hardcore gamer, and there are some annoying things about the fanatics, but if you are going to make fun of them, please do it with less cliches and better jokes.
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Wow, it's like it's 1995 again, except with more references to MMOs. I give them a 2/10 for the effort, and sticking to their points. They led in with fat and out of shape, ane kept running with it as they piled more on. That's dedication. But it's mostly ho-hum cliches and some "we're better than you" elitism.
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There needs to be some sorta law on people posting about old-wizard. XD
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Wow, someone was bitter when they wrote that.
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They know how to cut right to the bone
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Yah that sums up the douchebags there nicelyOW is the greatest website of all time, trust us we made a list about it. We represent everything the hardcore gamer is not. We are social, are college educated, in good shape, handsome, witty, have girlfriends, like going out, are well versed in rhetoric, well you get the point. Ladies loves us and guys want to be us. What’s worse is that we dare to put our opinions about things on the internet; the territory of the hardcore gamer.
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I learned about that site here... and I damn you all for it!
And are you kidding? That's what they say. Hrmmm, they haven't meet us hardcore gamers then.
And are you kidding? That's what they say. Hrmmm, they haven't meet us hardcore gamers then.
