What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Luke]

What about an ass grab?

One way ticket to exitville. Unless, ya know, private room.

During my bachelor party, I gave a stripper a lap dance, and it was hilarious. At one point she grabbed my ass and I turned around, waved my index finger and mouthed "No touching". She and her friends got a big laugh out of it. That was one crazy night.

[Stark]

What about an ass grab?

One way ticket to exitville. Unless, ya know, private room.

During my bachelor party, I gave a stripper a lap dance, and it was hilarious. At one point she grabbed my ass and I turned around, waved my index finger and mouthed "No touching". She and her friends got a big laugh out of it. That was one crazy night.

[Flake]

That and inflation. $1 isn't as much as it used to be.

Even in 1997 a buck tip was seen as an insult.

Gotta be a local economy issue. I've never been to a strip club where a single was seen as an insult unless, of course, it was just a single single.

[GazongaJoe]

Plus, you never, ever tip with ones.

And why is that?

Strip club etiquette.

Two dollar bills are the lowest you should ever tip. If you tip well you may find yourself getting free private dances. Also, slide the bouncers a Jackson as well and they'll take care of your entourage.

Looks like I'm rather rude lol. Still got boobz in my face though. Probably because I made a little hut out of them.

[oxymoron]

Plus, you never, ever tip with ones.

And why is that?

Strip club etiquette.

Two dollar bills are the lowest you should ever tip. If you tip well you may find yourself getting free private dances. Also, slide the bouncers a Jackson as well and they'll take care of your entourage.

So it's an insult to 'make it rain' ones? I guess hip-hop taught me wrong.

[Luke]

So it's an insult to 'make it rain' ones? I guess hip-hop taught me wrong.

No. Rap taught you wrong. Rap =/= hip hop.



Christ. Shots fired near Garfield in DC.

[noiseredux]

No. Rap taught you wrong. Rap =/= hip hop.

@oxy: You'll need to learn that the definition of "rap" is "hip hop that Luke doesn't like."

[Luke]

No. Rap taught you wrong. Rap =/= hip hop.

@oxy: You'll need to learn that the definition of "rap" is "hip hop that Luke doesn't like."

And you still need to learn that Rap is something people do, hip hop is something people live.

You numbskull. By your definition Vanilla Ice and Fred Durst = Hip Hop, which is sad.

[oxymoron]

No. Rap taught you wrong. Rap =/= hip hop.

@oxy: You'll need to learn that the definition of "rap" is "hip hop that Luke doesn't like."

Which pertains of?

@luke
Wait, did you call me a numskull or him?

[noiseredux]

And you still need to learn that Rap is something people do, hip hop is something people live.

You numbskull. By your definition Vanilla Ice and Fred Durst = Hip Hop, which is sad.

Yes, "rap" is a verb.

But how is saying "hip hop taught me..." wrong?

And sure Vanilla Ice and Fred Durst are hip hop. Not good hip hop. But hip hop. As you said, hip hop is a culture. And that culture consists of the Five Elements. One of them is Rap ("MC'ing"). Vanilla Ice and Fred Durst rap. If they rap good or bad is outside the conversation of defining these terms.