What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[oxymoron]

Rule #1: Do not take advice from "pick-up artists."

I learned one major thing from their videos. That's that confidence is fucking key! This eventually got me laid. Thank you Youtube! Everything else is meh. What's wrong w/ "pick-up artist" though? They didn't cause any harm in my situation.

[SNKnicotine]

schools going great
paid off my car!
no more debt!!

[jinx]

Frown: Chin up Kit&Jinx.

Thanks. It's been pretty rough on both of us.

I hate Ice Man. I hate Ice Man. I hate Ice Man. This level is as frustrating as a Super Mario Bros. game for me. Did I mention I hate Ice Man?

That reminds me that I still have to complete all the Super Mario Bros. games as well...

I don't think I like playing video games anymore.

Sometimes I get in these moods and say "Fuck everything. I don't even care." and they feel great.

What's broken in my work's restroom list:
☑ Soap Dispensers
☑ Hand dryer
☑ Paper towel dispenser (also out of paper towels)
☑ Urinal
☑ Stall door
☑ Stall toilet
☐ Sink
*It has been almost a month now and they haven't fixed a damn thing.

[oxymoron]

Frown: Chin up Kit&Jinx.

Thanks. It's been pretty rough on both of us.

I hate Ice Man. I hate Ice Man. I hate Ice Man. This level is as frustrating as a Super Mario Bros. game for me. Did I mention I hate Ice Man?

That reminds me that I still have to complete all the Super Mario Bros. games as well...

I don't think I like playing video games anymore.

Sometimes I get in these moods and say "Fuck everything. I don't even care." and they feel great.

What's broken in my work's restroom list:
☑ Soap Dispensers
☑ Hand dryer
☑ Paper towel dispenser (also out of paper towels)
☑ Urinal
☑ Stall door
☑ Stall toilet
☐ Sink
*It has been almost a month now and they haven't fixed a damn thing.

How can you not like playing games? lol

[Luke]

I'm an Uncle! Again! My Sister gave birth to a healthy baby boy last night at 10:30pm.

Although I shouldn't be, I'm crazy jealous. A toddling girl, and a baby boy. If my wife doesn't start making babies soon I'm going Drummond style.

Rule #1: Do not take advice from "pick-up artists."

I've modeled my entire life after Mr.E. It's all about peacocking and never being true to yourself.

First you need a new name to distinguish yourself. I wanted to be a little more mysterious than Mr.E, so I went with "Vague".

Then you need the outfit that some will say "total douche" to, but won't realize it's a conversation starter. The first rule on this is taking a douche bag hat, and douching it up even more. I went with a fedora with black devil horns sticking out of it to let the ladies know I mean business. And always paint your fingernails, and if you are missing any fingers, just dip your arm in paint. That shows you have no boundaries.

You'll always need a sure fire pick up line that will make the broad cream her jeans. I waltz up to a Daisy, smirk, and ask "Hey, have you seen that huge giant that poops out beautiful women?". Then I look above her, point upwards and say "Oh, there he is".

[Ack]

I'm an Uncle! Again! My Sister gave birth to a healthy baby boy last night at 10:30pm.

Although I shouldn't be, I'm crazy jealous. A toddling girl, and a baby boy. If my wife doesn't start making babies soon I'm going Drummond style.

Congrats to you, Uncle Luke! And to your sister!

[Luke]

Congrats to you, Uncle Luke! And to your sister!

Thanks!

I'm actually known as "Uncle Batman".

My Mother had issues of being called "Grandma" so she went with the batshit insane idea of being called "Aunt Christine". I told my Sister, "That's bonkers. If she goes by that I'm Uncle F***ing Batman".

My Mom came to her senses, I dropped the f*bomb, but the joke still sticks. Uncle Batman I am.

Hopefully both kids one day will think I am secretly Batman (I do have hidden doors that lead to hidden rooms in my house).

[BoneSnapDeez]

Congrats Luke. Being an uncle is a lot of fun.

[BoringSupreez]

What would be even cooler than being a regular uncle would be being the uncle of someone older than yourself. At least, I bet it would be cool.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

Ticked: Have a light cold, didn't sleep well, and I really don't want to go to Anthropology today.