Forlorn Drifter wrote:
Something about school makes me sour. I get awfully tired of a lot of the people, along with the politics of it all. If the school was a medieval society, I'd be a peasant. Possibly the guy who shovels horse shit.

How does a married man, who shares my name, get more action than me?
Luke is actually a superhero. He's rescued me a couple of times from various things: volcanos, earthquakes, becoming blind, enslavement as a human action figure and babysitter, self immolation, etc. Luke's a pretty awesome guy. He can fly, shoot eye lasers, freeze folks with his breath, and even reverse time.
Still, I'll never forget our greatest adventure. I helped build a supercomputer for an evil prick named Ross (looked a lot like Robert Vaughn actually) that shot green death rays. The guy paid well, after all. Anyway, so I build this thing, and Ross ended up using it against Luke, but the truth is, after all those times of getting rescued from places like seedy back alleys and junkyards, I just felt I had to return the favor. I used an axe to stop the deathray, and Luke managed to get away, but the damn thing went crazy and turned Ross' wife into some kind of messed up cyborg while hitting the electrical grid. BOOM, outta nowhere Luke comes back with a big ole' vat of acid and melts the damn thing, and flies me right outta there to a coal mine in West Virginia. From what I hear after that, he went back and rescued some chick and got some, then shortly afterward had to fight off some kind of nuclear man. It gets kinda hazy then, and I think there was some kind of press retcon until around 2006 or so.